Anyone watching MasterChef?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Xhorder, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Xhorder

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    Who do you want to win?

    I think the producers have probably stacked the deck in favor of blind Christine, but I want Josh to win.

    :satanfire:

    /and I'd console Becky's 3rd place by fucking her ass good.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Go fuck yourself
     
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    Team Josh
     
  4. BearShit

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    I want the big nigga to win too
     
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    Too bad, he just died
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Josh :cheer:

    Christine is amazing and I can't imagine cooking without sight---but I'm rooting for Josh because he came back and kicked ass
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    have you seen the show it fucking sucks. all it does is make you hungry
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No but I do love food shows (shocking I know)

    Man VS Food, Chopped, etc
     
  9. Beer Can Cock

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    They really should have let the blind girl go home by now. Losing credibility Ramsey.
     
  10. Xhorder

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    Thanks for your support my friend.
    :satanfire:
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    If I take off my glasses I am legally blind too.

    I feel bad for her, but she is not totally blind.



    And I have said this before... there is no one on this website that has worse vision than I do.

    Real Talk.
     
  12. Xhorder

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    Really? I'm as nearsighted as fuck. How many diopters are you?
     
  13. Nibbler

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    Team Christine!
     
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    I don't know what that is but my contacts Rx is -7.50 in each eye.
     
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    NO!
     
  16. Nibbler

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    Yes. I love her. Her scallops looked delicious. But I know you were a Josh fan from the beginning.

    But I'm glad Becky got eliminated. :yay:
     
  17. Dainty Jainty

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    Christine is full of shit. She can see a little. She isn't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder blind. She's George Costanza without his glasses blind.
     
  18. Xhorder

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    the 7.5 is the called the diopter.

    I'm over 10... without correction completely fucking blind. Sucks big fat donkey cocks, but that's the hand I was dealt...

    :dontknow:
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    I have never seen the show :)secret: I pee standing up), but even having never seen it, I can say that without a doubt, Beer Can Cock is dead right.

    lulz, blind chef.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Bill pees sitting down.

    He told us over at SFN. :grad: