WTF Anyone wear jock straps and/or cups daily?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Poking around online, I found discussion of wearing jock straps every day like underwear, sometimes with a cup too. Anyone here feel compelled to wear a cup into the office?

    Here an example of someone's commentary-

    [​IMG] Everyday cup wearers! (erection)

    hey. i've always worn jockstraps and cups as normal underwear as I
    practically grew up in them. I wrestled in junior through high school. i
    play hockey with a couple of friends of mine.

    it seems to me, if you wear a jock for years (i started early at 13 I
    think, I'm 23 now) I've noticed it affects your balance as in
    walking/running around. I suppose after awhile you're so used to being
    lifted up that it's odd when they're not being supported.

    anyhow.. I've been trying to wear a cup everyday as they provide solid
    support that a normal jock could never offer. They're very comfortable
    (even the flat ones if you wear it right for a short time) but after
    awhile your balls just scream. it's also impossible for me to sleep with
    one.. when it presses against me it gets me excited, and i cannot sleep!
    this issue can never be solved and I have accepted it :p

    I've worn numerous cups throughout the years. I must have at least 5 that
    are different shapes and sizes by different brands. I do find the
    bike-style contoured cups to be comfortable. I can wear those for sometime
    before I start to ache. I mainly wear the bike cup on the rink.

    I think, I've found the cause for the aches. i've recently bought
    an Itech 200 regular hockey jock. i've noticed the jockstrap built in the
    short is very different from regular and cup jockstraps. the pouch is very
    different. where the straps meet the pouch are further up near your
    balls rather than in between like all the others. I've noticed most of my
    cups are comfortable in this.. then again this is my first hockey
    jock. i found these type of jocks while online looking for pads.

    I'm surprised how it supports you with, and without the cup. I
    haven't worn this long enough (but tested in the rink) to time test to see
    if I can wear cups for everyday use within it. the support it offers
    without the cup is better than a jockstrap alone.. i'm rather surprised by
    it's design.

    I was looking into getting a bike pro flex 2 cup (looks like it's shaped
    correctly, good air holes, and looks cool!) or a banana cup which looks
    like it could handle an erection (damned annoying in a cup). those 2 cups
    look like they can take a few puck shots without the fear of shattering,
    and seem comfortable for everyday wear.

    asiding all that, I do have some questions for everyone who wear cups
    everyday.. have you found a cup that fits you perfectly? do you have any
    recommendations on cups? Ever tried sleeping successfully with a cup?
     
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  2. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    You have too much time on your hands
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Thats really fucking weird.
     
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  4. Duck My Sick

    Duck My Sick Well-Known Member

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    Every Fucking Day.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    I never thought i'd say this but i think we have finally pin pointed the biggest weirdo on the board
     
  6. MilkyDischarge

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    Check his out from Japan. Get blown all day.

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Of course I do, I couldn't imagine the damage that could be done without it if I had all this junk just flopping and flying all over the place.

    :c
     
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    I only wore them occasionally when I played soccer. They were very uncomfortable to wear. Luckily I never got hit in the crotch my 4 years of playing. I got kicked in the face once though.
     
  9. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Mods please delete thread and give OP a three day ban
     
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  10. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    I haven't even thought of those things since high school. what kind of retard wears a jock as daily underwear? jeezbus.
     
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