Anyone younger than 30 is a completely worthless piece of shit.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    I have to make an exception for chicks under 30 if they are fuckable.
     
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    gagreed
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    Somedays I feel like I would be better off just hiring a bunch of tards. :facepalm:
     
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    This is true.
     
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    i am feeling better about myself suddenly :yes:
     
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    At what age to people start becoming worthless again?
     
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    this is how white managers often feel
     
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    IDK.
     
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    Also, it only applies to natural born US citizens. Immigrants are the best employees.
     
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    You are so clever and witty.
     
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    Sounds more like a YOU problem than an age problem.

    I hired two 23 year olds right out of college a year ago and they have been rockstar employees.

    Just have to be smart enough to pick the correct candidates I guess.
     
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    I doubt it. You're probably too busy looking at their tits to notice that they suck at their jobs.
     
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    Fair enough...I am going to assume you are between 30 and 40?
     
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    A naked and drunk Oregon man fell into a river while masturbating in a park in broad daylight, authorities said.
    Ernest Michael Kirk, 31, needed to be rescued after falling into the Willamette River while gratifying himself in Clackamette Park in Oregon City, according to the Portland Tribune.
    Cops received a phone call shortly after 2 p.m. Saturday and when they arrived at the scene they caught Kirk in the act, so to speak, the newspaper reported.
    Kirk, who was on a cliff bank just a few feet from the water, reportedly continued to masturbate with authorities at the scene. Apparently drunk and disoriented, he soon fell in the water and needed to be rescued.
    After a stay in the hospital, Kirk was charged with public indecency and harassment, and was hit with a parole violation. Cops say they believe he may have been using drugs, according to the Oregonian.


    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-man-falls-river-masturbating-cops-article-1.1892263#ixzz39XfUsoqf
    ***Apparently 31 isn't much better***
     
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    What industry are you in?
     
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    :jj:
     
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