Anything moooose can do I can do better

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by monsoon, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Mooooose goes out and gets shitfaced and probably hooks something with those surfboards
    it refers to as feet..ends up in emergency passed out in a wheelchair..wore a brace for 2 days...BFD
    But it is a whorse..if it broke it's leg moooose would be shot..


    I go out and get shitfaced...fall off and out of my 4" heels..totally eat shit. break my martini glass
    and then I stepped on it.... Cut the holy living christ out of my foot..I got 8 nasty looking black stitches right below the ball of my foot..It looked like a murder scene. Blood everywhere
    It hurts like flipping hell..How am I going to ride my stupid horse or wear shoes...
    Dr. says it will take a good 8 weeks to heal and to completely stay off of it...like that's going to happen.

    Mooooose does everything half assed and for attention...
    8 stitches...now that's a war wound...Time for martini's and bong hits...
    I would take a vicodin but mysteriously my bottle is empty...

    f-mutt
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...oh wow that does suck bigtime. stay offa your foot monsoon at least for a while. stay high, lay back, and just rest a while. feel better soon.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Ugh, that sucks. At least you have some extra time to sit around laughing at moooose's twitter and instagram with us.
     
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    no pics?
     
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    Sorry about your troubles, Monsoon. I'm sure you'll handle it better than Beefarino the Pittsburgh Pollock would, though. :hippie:
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    This.

    Sorry about what happened, Monsoon, but now you can post more!
     
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  7. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    <---- 40 stitches in my lip and face

    But I can still boogie :dancin:
     
  8. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    And the best part is your accidents are actually REAL you'd STILL make Gary's dad's funeral/wake! I wish we all could send over a "deli platter" and a "nice note" to you like "Plughead" to make it all better.



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  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Jesus Christ... I still can't get past those HUGE FUCKING FEET.
     
  10. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I don't remember any of it is the only good thing...apparently I was 'dancing'
    I must of have been really really wasted.. My sister said I fell down like a plank..how embarrassing...
    I don't dance...I mosh.

    I'm going to have to be sedated to recover from this..it's driving me crazy I can't do anything..
    Both my cars are stick with heavy clutches...how am I going to drive...I can't get it wet either...

    God and baby jesus help me...

    f-mutt
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Makes Shaq or Bob Lanier look like Peter Dinklage.

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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Size 13's the moooose sports...ya know my ex was 6'4" and wore 11's.
    The largest shoe I ever saw at anything and I'm not talking Haute Couture stuff...I'm talking
    regular stuff for normal peopoe, was a size 10..you cannot stuff 13's into a 10.

    moooose was never a working modoe..but it is an accomplished bullshit artist...
    Look ya dead in the eye and lie...Right "ed"....

    f-mutt
     
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    Really love your posts about the "moooose"

    Get well soon!
     
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    I'm 5'11" and I'm about a 12.5/13 foot in U.S. measurements, but SOMEHOW mine looks like a very pedestrian scale compared to that Moosefan syndrome strumpet.
     
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    Damn that sucks monsoon! Hope you heal up better and stay comfy in the meantime!
     
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    Had a similar thing happen. You gotta keep the stress off the cut foot, get a good pair of crutches to get around, and don't put any weight on your bad foot when you are using them. You'll have to come up with a car with an automatic if you want to drive. Cuts on the bottom of the foot suck, and it doesn't take much to rip 'em back open.

    Good luck, and keep busting on moose
     
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    I don't see these stitches staying in...This is going to really suck. I can feel my heartbeat in it and it's stinging.
    I cut it at least a good inch deep..

    This is bullshit...where's the bong..

    f-mutt
     
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  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...just rent a honda or something like that for a week at a time. probably cost you a grand for a month.
     
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    For YOU, an injury like that would be just more of a built-in excuse to post up on that NHL Game Center! I bet there's a very small part of you that's almost JEALOUS of @monsoon ???