Apartments,Neighbors and Noise

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  1. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I recently moved to a new apartment in a new city about and 2 hours drive from my home. I still have my old place and go back and forth but I am spending most of my time at the new place.

    I recently purchased a Standing Heavy bag because I like the workout I get from hitting it and the added benefit of beating the shit out of it instead of people is a bonus.

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    Now there are pair of fat chicks living upstairs. I think they have a kid I KNOW they have a dog. They are up all hours of the night. The Apartments all have wood and tile in the living room and in the kitchen respectively. I've been here two months and I've been awakened with what sounds like a bullwhip clomping and voices. LOUD.

    Hey I'm a live and let live guy.

    I'm a man.

    I was in the army.

    I've slept though mortar fire.

    So I say

    FUCK IT

    and go back to sleep.


    Back to the heavy bag.

    So I put the heavy bag in my office(two bedroom one I use as an office) and start hitting the thing at 8 am this morning.

    The one of the fat bitches starts POUNDING on the fucking Floor!!!!!


    WTF?

    The morning, I'm causing a disturbance?

    I'm going to fucking KEEP punching that bag. Making fucking noise.

    But come on What is this bullshit?
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Throw her a dicking.
     
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    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't think I could...

    I'd have to drink a enough and I'd probably pass out
     
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    Guilty...........keep on pounding IMO
     
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    Men will never understand women...

    ... Men will understand fat women less.

    Keep doing what you're doing. At one point, you'll get a knock on the door from one of them or the super, at which time tell them that you don't complain, so they shouldn't complain.

    In fact, develop your relationship with your super now. So you can fend off the Garry's before they have a leg to stand on
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Did you try putting some carpeting under the base? it might muffler some of the thud.
     
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    Keep punching, the fatasses are probably up all hours of the night because they are on disability from eating too much so they don't have to get up in the morning like,the people that support their lifestyle. They probably waddle out of bed at noon and head out to buy food, of course using the electric cart at the market because walking might take off a pound or two.

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    I heard tell that fat chicks like food. Buy them a few of these to smooth things over.

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    i realize its difficult to communicate with the female species, especially the un-skinny variety

    but u should talk to them and negotiate what time spans are good for making racket.
    maybe get them a box of donuts
     
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    I think that, by definition, upstairs bitches are always grossly ugly and insane. The one above me is. She used to bang on the floor because she thought my TV was too loud so i got a subwoofer and make her floor rumble without raising the volume. I know it bugs her but none of the other neighbors are affected or hear anything.
     
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    That looks awesome. Where is that from?
     
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    Do they make that as a platter without the bun? I might be up for a road trip as long as there is someplace for me to sleep after eating it.
     
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    You mean when he is dicking her?
     
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    Tell me about it ... Got four ignorant gypsy Albanians stomping around above me all the time. Have to told them nicely to stfu but it's pointless
    4 gypos in a one bedroom because the schools are good here. Baltic cunts
     
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    welcome to apartment life:jj:
     
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    When they come knocking, answer the door with a box of ring dings in your hands. That should disarm them.
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    When I first moved to Europe, my wife and I had a nice apartment in an older refurbished building. The family that lived above us had 2 kids in their 20's, but the guy only stayed on weekends and the girl was in the University. The parents bedroom was directly above ours, they would get up on Saturday mornings at 6 am. and start pounding and acting like it was the middle of the day. Then at around 6:30 am the ceiling would rumble like an earthquake, we had no idea what it was and it went on for a couple months including every other morning until we had enough!. My wife got up and went up and knocked on their door, it turned out that they had one of those elevated beds with those huge drawers on the sides, and they would put away their bedding every day. The heavy drawers with no padding under the bed on the wood floors just made thunder. They actually got offended that my wife complained about the noise and they said that "sometimes" they could hear our TV. :eek: From that day forward, they couldn't walk without stomping!

    That first summer it was real warm, so I bought a ceiling fan and hung it the bedroom, I used two long screws to attach it to the heavy beam. After a month, the man stopped my wife and asked if we knew what that loud humming is from, and that it keeps them up all night! She said she had no idea?? That was the best news we had that year! :giggle:

    Finally after 2 years of living there, our house was done, that first night was paradise!!
     
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    Not sure...I just searched "giant bacon double cheeseburger." It looks like a pile of vomit to me.
     
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    No win.
    This is why food stamp choices should be limited to a few basic items. Definitely, no soda.
     
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