Apparently Pat Roberts has never heard of a turkey baster

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  1. chapped

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    Pat Robertson: Gay People Will Die Out Because They Don’t Reproduce

    The 700 Club televangelist took a call recently from woman complaining that her church forbids dating or marriage—that even showing interest in the opposite sex is a “sin.”

    Robertson told the woman to “run” from her church before everyone dies out.

    “You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce. You have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce,” he opined. “Same thing with that church— it’s doomed, it’s going to die out because it’s the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a long time.”


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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    who are those cunts?
     
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  3. chapped

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    i am going to go with

    Lesbo #1
    and
    Lesbo#2


    kind of like the cat in the hat
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Glee girls
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    not lesbians
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    fixed
     
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    bi-curious, lesbo... truck driver.. same thing
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Pat, you're thinking of mules. Or maybe you're dreaming of cawk.
     
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    I hear they prefer a device that looks like Jodi Foster's knuckle over a traditional "turkey baster".
     
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    i am gong to cut him some slack since he is in his 80's at this point..

    i blame the people that dress him up and put him on camera..

    pretty sure that pat is a year or so away from whipping his elbow after taking a shit
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Does he understand that it's two heterosexuals that together produce a homosexual? We don't 'grow our own' like an alpaca farm or something. :scratch:
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Pat Robertson knows very damn well what that is.

    But other than using it to play 'Removing the evidence' from the boy's choir, he's pretty much in the dark.
     
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    nope.... at this point blinking might be a 5 min thought
     
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    it's a birth defect, Pat. gay babies, like babies with Downs or cleft lips, aren't going anywhere.
     
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    Propaganda and Catholic priests have produced the lions share of recent homosexuality.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The guys down the street have been trying that for years, still no pregnancy.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Are they wearing it correctly?
     
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