News Apparently this ancient Quran found in England is older than the Prophet Muhammed!

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  1. TheSurvivingJesusTwin

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    Wow. You mean Muhammad was a full-of-shit warlord who used scraps of existing religions to piece together an excuse for his barbaric behavior!? I'm shocked.
     
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    Believe it or not, he was and he did.
     
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    The Muhammedans won't believe it.
     
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    So Muhammed was a fraud and the earth isn't only 6000 yrs old? Right, next you'll be telling us that Joseph Smith and his magic underpants is a farce as well.

    There's roughly 4200 religions in the world, one of them has to be right....right?
     
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    The historians are now going to change their opinion of when Muhammad actually lived. That, or lose their heads to Muslim swords.
     
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    Wait, the magic underpants thing isn't true? Damn.

    Well, Tommy Johns are pretty magical, you know the material stretches 46 different ways. Science wins again.
     
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    I gots a feeling that library just got put on a target list
     
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    Just another nail in the coffin of religion. Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, Xenu or The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's all horseshit. :shitcoffee:
     
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    We should at least be able to draw a cartoon of the guy who wrote it before it was stolen by mohammed. No one would go crazy and kill lots of innocent people over that, right?
     
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    Nobody wonders if the experts got the dating of the document wrong? Their range is something like 75 years already.
     
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    If I lived anywhere near that university I would get the hell out of dodge. Religion of peace may be paying them a visit.
     
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    Fatwa issued in 3-2-1. Religion of peace. Thanks Osama.
     
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    The article must've been written by a liberal. Try and reconcile these things:


    * Written in ink in an early form of Arabic script on parchment made from animal skin, the pages contain parts of the Suras, or chapters, 18 to 20, which may have been written by someone who actually knew the Prophet Muhammad - founder of the Islamic faith.

    * It is believed that the Birmingham Quran was produced between 568AD and 645AD

    * The Prophet Muhammad is thought to have founded Islam sometime after 610AD and the first Muslim community was founded in Medina in 622AD.