Apple electric car by 2020

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  1. Rum Balls

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    Look, I have an iCar to go with my iPhone iPad and iPod.

    They all cost 5x more than a normal phone/pc/car and do half as much but they're made by Apple and have an awesome logo.
     
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    Will I have to learn to drive it again every time they do a software update on it?
     
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    Full replacement every 2 years.
     
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    It'll probably be impossible to figure out how to turn off the lights, radio, AC, etc. Once you turn them on.
     
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    This gives them 5 more years to get Apple Maps working properly.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    You will only be able to buy their tires and wiper blades
     
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    They will change their charging cord setup a couple of years into production so you have to buy a new one if you buy a new Icar.
     
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    And they won't have windows :dadance:
     
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    These are exciting times we live in. :coffee:
     
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    Team Tesla
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hey man, did you tell rubber biscuit to suck my cock?
     
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    The batteries will be built into the car so you won't be able to replace them yourself.
     
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    They will have a click wheel instead of a steering wheel.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i love my macbook pro, but when I want to upgrade the ram or hard drive i have to disassemble the whole goddamn thing :fil:
     
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    I own nothing Apple
     
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    You will have to connect to i-Tunes to charge them.
     
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    I have an iPod touch 4th gen. I don't use it often, but it's great for long form radio shows that you have downloaded, it will save your place.


    I use iTunes for music and I use Safari browser on occasion when Chrome acts up, but that's it.
     
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    I would like to switch to Mac because I do a lot with photographs. But they are so danged expensive compared to an almost equal windows machine it just doesn't make since. It's just a hobby.
     
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    You will have to buy a windshield to cover the factory windshield.
     
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