Apple tech support HAND ME THAN CROWBAR

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    1. Old MacBook Pro croaked
    2. Found a refurbished one, bought it
    3. Had a 1 TB SSD installed
    4. Restored backup
    5. iTunes wants a password for an old account, provided that.
    6. iTunes wants my birthdate, provided that
    7. iTunes tells me my birthdate is wrong
    8. Called Apple Tech Support. Got some old clueless bitch.
    9. Wasted an hour repeating numbers to her
    10. I had this exact same problem when I upgraded the original 160GB HDD to a 500GB HDD, Apple took care of it in no time.
    11. WTF? Total frustration. Fuck Apple. Fuck iTunes. If I had a nuclear arsenal, I'd be nuking world capitals right now. FTW.
     

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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    You seem agitated.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    For whatever it's worth, I agree. Fuck Apple.
     
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  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    THIS AIN'T HOT ROD MAGAZINE PAL!
     
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  5. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    lulz
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    "That", fucking asshole! Why would you choose a crowbar over a hammer, shit mult? dumb and negged and fuck you
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Youjizz.com gave my iPhone a virus.

    Had re-install the google app
     
  9. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    People using iTunes :hilarious:
     
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  10. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Sorry for your misfortune. Apple just replaced my defective MBP logic board for free. Who is rug.jpg?
     
  11. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    So you're saying you don't remember your birthday?
     
  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    you do thinks to macs that are not supported, and then you get upset that apple cannot or will not support your hack. why do you think apple should support your hacking the hardware? you should be looking on the net for people who do support hacking apple hardware.
     
  13. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    I saw a news article today that referred to Apple as a phone company.
     
  14. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Hacking?

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  15. newcastlefan

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    yes fool: when you make something do things it was not intended to do, it is called hacking.

    his mac was not intended to have a 1TB SSD but he added one. the macbook he bought was not the one he registered with itunes but he used it as though it was without transferring the prom. now he complains that itunes does not recognize it. this is called hacking.

    read a book.
     
  16. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative VIP

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    Buy a real computer which you can fix yourself. You'll also have the bonus of not looking like a colossal faggot while using it :grad:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    buying used computers seems sketchy
     
  18. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative VIP

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    :spit: You're not supposed to change the harddrive of a laptop? That shit so fucking retarded. :backlol:

    Apple users... :cwl:
     
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  19. newcastlefan

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    you're not supposed to haul shit with a Lincoln Towncar either. If you do, then you don't complain to Ford that it doesn't work right after.

    Only an idiot would think that you should be supported for trying to use the product in ways not intended by the manufacturer. it's called voiding the manufacturer's warrantee.
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    especially while you're moaning that you have another Windows virus.