1. Old MacBook Pro croaked 2. Found a refurbished one, bought it 3. Had a 1 TB SSD installed 4. Restored backup 5. iTunes wants a password for an old account, provided that. 6. iTunes wants my birthdate, provided that 7. iTunes tells me my birthdate is wrong 8. Called Apple Tech Support. Got some old clueless bitch. 9. Wasted an hour repeating numbers to her 10. I had this exact same problem when I upgraded the original 160GB HDD to a 500GB HDD, Apple took care of it in no time. 11. WTF? Total frustration. Fuck Apple. Fuck iTunes. If I had a nuclear arsenal, I'd be nuking world capitals right now. FTW.