Applied for the bomb squad

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    UPDATE******Applied for the bomb squad

    I doubt if I get because I am not related to anyone in power and have minimal connections. Maybe I'll get lucky though......I figure up until the time that I get my arms blown off it'll be pretty cool. :dontknow:
     
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  2. VAsiCkBoy

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    You get to play with robots and dogs too! :cheer:
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    The K9's have their own handlers. I'll use the robot to get my lunch outta the car though. :cheer:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Bonus: You get to explode the bombs when you get them! I'd offer to take that job for free!!
     
  6. DrSublux

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    I love those, but I can give you any more rep until I spread my legs again :sad:
     
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  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Get to "destroy" fireworks as well. :c
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you wouldn't have to wipe your own ass anymore:cool:
     
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    Sounds like an awesome job....BOOM!
     
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    How often is there a real bomb though? Like 1 out of every 100 calls?
     
  12. fletchman71

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    I used to love it when my dad would bring home the confiscated fireworks and give them to my brother and I.
     
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    [​IMG]

    take pics!
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

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    :yay: how many bomb threats happen there?
     
  15. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :cheer: How will I jerk off though? :nocheer:

    :nojj:


    :whistle:

    Fat chance I get it but if I do I will.

    Not a shitload but you'd probably be surprised. They don't go out over the air so the media usually doesn't know about 'em. Quite a few calls in schools, when someone gets fired, sporting events, bank robberies, meth/drug labs, suspicious packages (especially since the Boston Marathon), etc. With constant training I'm sure there is enough to stay busy. There have been enough real hand grenades and faux/real bombs that I recall to make me a bit nervous about the gig but what the fuck?!?! Back in the '70's mob guys were bombing the fuck outta each other around here so ya' never know.
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    That sounds really interesting - but, does this mean you do your regular duties, along w/bomb squad? Or you just work bomb squad every shift? :dontknow:
     
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    minority?
     
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    I bet they send you to all sorts of nice places for training as well.
     
  19. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Normal duty with assignment to the bomb squad as needed. Some "call-up" OT. :cheer:

    German so "yes".

    7 weeks and I don't fly so, thankfully, I love road trips. :cheer:
     
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