Apply for the Jenny McCarthy dial-a-date: Contest@HowardStern.com

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Think im going to make sign up for a new email account and apply.

    Of course i'd make shit up about myself to make it sound like im a good catch.

    But then I'd attach every god awful, horrible, ugly photo of Howard i can find and see if i get a response from the staff.
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    Why would I want to date a 40 year old worn out Playmate . . . :coffee:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Vaccine maker as a job description should work out well.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Guess it depends how old you are Herc and how much pussy you get and how often.
     
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    Herc New Member

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    Offer me a 20 year old (Barley Used) Playmate and that might get the ball rolling . . . :D
     
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    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    ... and if you get to fuck her, make sure to wear a condom. You don't want a retarded kid. :c
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Ok, i hear ya on that.

    Me on the other hand, im butt ass ugly and never ever get laid.
    So a used up and worn out Jenny McCarthy would be heaven for me.