Arab + Cellphone + Gas Station = Disaster

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    oops
     
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    :jj: they need to install some quick disconnects
     
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    u didnt even watch it yet :mad:
     
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    Yeah I did I just skipped to the good part
     
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    :jj: To think the gas station was just on dumbfuck customer away from going up in flames....
     
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    there was a really good back story though
     
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    I've done that before, but it was one of those old pumps that was mechanical -- not digital. It had those wheels with the price that would rotate around. Really old school. I took off and it ripped the whole top of the pump off and broke the glass. The dude I was with pumped the gas and paid. I just stayed in the car. He went and paid while the gas was pumping. When he got back in I took off and heard this loud crash. No fire though. :jj:
     
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    I wonder if those white robes are comfortable :bigthink:
     
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    I bet they are comfortable as fuck. I would love to wear them in the summer and allow my balls to breathe all day long.
     
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    Can you imagine the smell that oozes out the bottom?
     
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    yeah I don't understand women will want to get comfortable and put on jeans. I would wear a fucking skirt commando. That seems comfortable
     
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    I like the midget on a mini bike that blows through at the beginning -- foreboding calamity :jj:
     
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    I'm sure they powder :jj:
     
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    :puke:
     
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    Where was the disaster? I didn't see any Arabs die.