ARCHIE TO DIE TAKING BULLET FOR GAY FRIEND

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by I invented that, Jul 14, 2014.

  1. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    Archie is getting killed off while protecting his gay friend. The friend is a senator pushing for tighter gun control laws. I'm sure the killer is some right wing nazi lovin kook:jj:

    I posted this in the bar, they seem to have a thing for archie.
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus christ this dude is a weirdo
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    enough with your stupid smilies Chriza
     
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    Archie was never meant to be political. He's simply a fun loving, girl crazy teenage scamp.
    I do not accept this. :fil:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuckin Kanye [​IMG]
     
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    I wanted Veronica to sit on my dick whilst Betty licked my shaft
     
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    Archie is the luckiest boy in the world, for sure.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't believe this is a real story

    Why in fuck hell would you kill off Archie
     
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    It's real, it's been in discussion for a while now. Who the fuck knows why, though. A goddamn travesty.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I read one or two of them shits when I was a lil nigga

    For some reason this story bothers me, I have no idea why
     
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    I was (and sometimes still am) fucking obsessed with Betty & Veronica.
    Archie dying bugs the fuck out of me because Riverdale is supposed to be a fictional place unsullied by reality! :pissed:
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Exactly. I mean it's like fuckin, I dunno, Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace having a heart attack
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I hope Garfield gets feline AIDS.
     
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    Fuck you, asshole!
     
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    Like fucking Woodstock being killed by a peregrine falcon
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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