Are hipster beards unhygienic? Facial hair is riddled with bacteria which may spread germs and trigg

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  1. smichal

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    I'm 61,no beard.
     
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    No wonder Howard does not do oral on Beth...He's trying to save her from Bacterial Vaginosis..:giggle:

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    The beard thing is really annoying here. For some reason every numbnuts that work at all the microbreweries here have to grow beards. There is even a brewery that is devoted to facial hair.
     
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    Is Beth a beard?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Really!!?? Weird..Are they part time lumberjacks??o_O
     
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    I had a bushy beard a decade before these poseurs.
     
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    My hipster son is into this beard trend, he actually has beard oil to prevent beard dandruff and mustache wax too. I am convinced that all prior generations used up all the cool trends and now the kids are stuck at going for stupid. :grouch:
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Nothing says that you're unique like doing exactly what every other person is doing.
     
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    YOu are so right! I was in a brewery the other day and came to this realization as well!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    top hats will be next
     
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    :lol: I am hoping for the monocle.
     
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    Don't forget monocles. :secret:
     
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    we think alike :grad:
     
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    I have a beard
    I take showers

    People can eat a dick

    Have a nice day
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...like getting a tattoo?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How do you look in your skinny jeans and plaid shirt? Is it uncomfortable wearing a scarf and talking about your newest cell phone app?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    eggs+Zactly.
     
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    I haven't trimmed my goatee since September. It's about 3 inches long. Ask @Dorb, he's seen it. Beards have been around as long as people. Germ phobic assholes!