Are Howard & Beth REALLY married?

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  1. Omen

    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Think bout it
    Beth is still legally Ostrosky
    The wedding that was publicized had no family was in attendance & there has not been a single picture of the supposed real wedding weeks prior.
    Beth is not exactly camera-shy & I was thinking how weird it is that after all this time there is not a single photo of the "real" wedding anywhere.
    No discussion of anybody being there either.

    Me thinks they might not be married after-all (legally)
     
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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...theyre as good as married since hes held her out publicly as his wife. she'll do a wifes reaming on him, its over due anyway.
     
  3. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Living in sin. Disgusting.
     
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    I find myself not giving a shit or a fuck for some reason....
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    There are a couple pictures of her and Bianca on the grounds of the Hampton's estate that are supposedly from the family wedding. Howard is more protected financially in a real marriage with a pre-nup than in a New York common law marriage.
     
  6. Omen

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    Is that true?
    Damn
     
  7. Honkey Donkey

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    I think he said something about a blood test and city hall at one point so i think he bought the cow ( the horse in this case ) and gave up the free milk .
     
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    Unless he wants to give her half of his assets, they are DEFINITELY married.
     
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    No blood test is needed in NY State, don't know about NYC.
     
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    Are NYS marriage licenses public record? If so, some enterprising young person can look it up. If they are legally married it would be public record. Or... they might have a different kind of contract. A private one where she's just a "wife" for hire.
    Now we're entering WINST territory.
     
  11. Honkey Donkey

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    Anything is possible from a man wearing a wig and lying about it .
     
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    I think the fact that Beth doesn't legally change her name shows their marriage is primarily a business arrangement. Howard loves all the write-offs he gets from Beth's stupid "charity" -- the IRS probably owes him money every year.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    You crap on all of my stuff and then you post this silly horse shit?
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    there is no free milk with that beatch...just remember that.
     
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    Common law wife. Even as a kid, I always got a kick out of the trashy connotations that arise with that phrase. Plus, it's perfect for Beffus.

    :deadhorse:
     
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    beth is an employee of 112, she'll receive a pension, work mans compensation, and profit sharing...
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    So Howard is already married to Ralph?
    :bigthink


    BTW they don't even pretend that Ralph likes vaginer anymore...:jj:
    In unrelated news Howard knows Ralph has a big cock.
     
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  18. OV

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    I was gonna say that for legal purposes, it doesn't matter since 7 years establishes the rights of a common law marriage

    BUT in checking out the time requirements, I found that it actually does matter as NY state does not recognize a couple living together as being in a legal bond no matter for how long.

     
  19. Omen

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    I'm sure Stern takes every write-off he can, but at his bracket there is no way he still isn't paying yearly
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Interesting
    Thanks for posting
     
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