Are my friends assholes?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Ok, so get this. I'm visiting my parents with a few friends, and a few weeks before we got here, I let them know that we'd be home alone in the weekend. My parents live in a city known for its nightlife, so we're mostly here to party. On the first night, we had a vip booth at the hottest club, and naturally attracted a lot of attention from the ladies. My friend was able to get a decent looking chick, and they ended up pretty much making out all night. We booked the same booth for Saturday, and my friend made plans to meet up with the chick again. Meanwhile, even though we were suppose to be home alone, my little sister had changed her Summer plans and ended up being here as well.

    OK, so it's Saturday, we're at the club, my friend has spent most of the evening sucking face with the chick, and at around 4-5am when I'm wasted, he asks if he can bring her back home with him. My answer is no, partly because I'm wasted and feeling really sick, but mostly because my sister's there. He asks again cause he can't go to her place, apparently she lives with her parents, but there's no way I can let some random gold digging slut into my home while my sister's there and we're all wasted.

    So since then, I hadn't really thought about it, but my friend had been acting really weird...in a bad/rude way. Something about him seemed a bit off, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. So today, I'm in bed resting because I'm sick, and one of my other friends come in to my room and go "hey, how come you cockblocked blabla on Saturday?"

    The fuck? Right away I get really pissed and say I didn't cockblock, the faggot should have asked me BEFORE if he could bring a chick home, and I'm thinking it's a bunch of bullshit they've obviously been talking about it behind my back. This friend I'm talking to now is obviously half retarded, because it really doesn't even involve him, but he goes on to say that when I had said we'd be home alone, it was taken as a "its open to bring anyone home and fuck them without asking for permission first". I say he's retarded and he should STILL ask, etc etc.

    Anyways, it really pissed me off. I'm in the right here, right?

    TL;DR - Friend has been holding a grudge since the night he feels I cockblocked him. Talks about it behind my back with another one of my friends, who confronts me about it
     
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  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Also I hope that all made sense. I fainted in the bathroom this night and slammed my head against the tile floor, giving me a concussion.
     
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    why would you have imaginary friends that are assholes?
     
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    How many "TL DR" memes will be posted in this thread?
     
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    If a man has 38c tits does it need a NSFW tag?
     
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    Jealous little cock blocker.
     
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    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK FAGGOT

    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT COUNTRY FRIED STEAK



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    Goddamn country fried steak sounds goo. :lunch:
     
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    Oh also, another thing. It's me and 3 friends. My best friend and I have been sick for the past 2 days, and have been at home resting, while the other 2 guys (cockblocked and retard2) have been hanging out together by the pool and stuff. We're leaving tomorrow night, and they were heading into town now, and just before they left I asked if they knew what they wanted to do about dinner yet, and they go "Yeah we're eating at a place in town...".
    Fucking cocksucking faggots didn't even tell me about it, lol. Couple of ungrateful dickwads never being invited back here.
     
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    You're a major cock blocking prick. Aren't u the one with that huge house? There should be plenty of room to hide your friend and that bitch. Plus why are you calling her a gold digging whore? You're the asshole that paid for a table in the V.I.P. section.
     
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    You are a fucking cockblocker, let them fuck wherever they want, your sister don't give a shit.