Are "short, balding, fat, & slovenly" listed as requirements to join the Boston P.D.?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I thought the Police are supposed to instill confidence in the community they serve... Most of these guys I'm seeing look like they should be on the 3am Donut making crew at Dunkin' Donuts... Most of them look as though they could be outmaneuvered by an 84 year old great-granny..
    Something clearly needs to be done ..

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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I don't see you running into any apartments for a domestic abuse call, or a burning building to help people.
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    No those are the requirements to join SB
     
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    3. Boon. Lol nfbuckeye.:jj:
     
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    The bulletproof vest is what makes them look bulky.
     
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    You don't see me, period...so how's that relevant??... I also didn't choose a line of work that requires that I chase after suspects hopped up on drugs, etc etc
     
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    No.. its the double & triple chins, size 50 pants, and the tree-trunk legs that are doing it
     
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    What is SB ?
     
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    10. Boon.
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Yo essay bout fadin last night was touching yo

    :jj:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    God bless
     
  14. Czech

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    give em' credit for being funny too, at least
     
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    :dawgjj:
     
  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Most of the time you really don't need to be in good shape. The biggest part of the job is knowing how to talk to people and diffuse situations. Staying in reasonable condition is something you do to increase your odds for the times when talking doesn't work.

    I try to maintain a professional demeanor and I'm no slob. I'd prefer to be trusted and be one to instill confidence/calm but if I don't I still sleep like a happy infant.
     
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    That 9mm on the nightstand doesn't hurt either
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    id make a great boston cop
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Wow.....quick on the response before the edit of my rambling, fat thumbed phone posting!

    .....and "yes" the Glock and taser certainly don't hurt.
     
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    Dogs and guns are the best sleeping pills for me :p