Are the rumours true that Howard is a transexual, he as born a woman?

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  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    Has anyone ever been able to verify that he has a penis?

    Is one of the problems with his tiny penis that its all the
    surgeons could mold?

    His incessant obsession with the size of dicks would finally be explained,
    its truely penis envy, since all he has after surgery is a tiny pee shooter,
    and even before the surgery he was fantasizing about his own huge cock.
     
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    Yes
     
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    Howard was born male, but he traded his testosterone for $1 billion.
     
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    "what are you saying?"
     
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    This is the most exciting thread title all day!
     
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    jamie lee curtis was born male...originally james lee curtis, she was either born with a penis/ with no balls or born with balls without a penis. howard's package is ambiguous and extremely small /internal, according to his heartfelt testimonials of 1981
     
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    yes, it's been confirmed, sorta. it wasn't that a penis was molded at birth. howard was actually burn a fem-dominant hermie. it's a clitoris. large by clitoris standards but very small by penis standards. he also had one testicle, one ovary, a uterus and vaginal opening. when informed that their child had both male and female sex organs, ben & ray had a choice to make. the doctor pointed out that the baby seems to have the body type more like that of a female and is lacking a penis, which would cause his recommendation to be female. and to try and make the baby a male would require quite a bit of work, amounting to much of the same work as an actual sex change. but ben & ray were selfish, they wanted a little "howie" and so the doctor started. the uterus and ovary were removed. he redid the plumbing so that howard's clitoris would now function as a penis, able to urinate and ejaculate. the doctor was unsure if howard would produce sperm, but it would be confirmed when he fathered 3 children. the vagina was sown up into a scrotum in which his testicle was relocated. his parents, never wanting him to know the truth, had a prosthetic testicle implanted in place of the missing one, which was switched out with bigger ones as he grew. they had planned for the possibility of doing something similar when breasts began to develop. they lucked out in that while howard did grow breasts, they never become bigger than your average puss boy's bitch tits. the breasts he still has today are his natural, unaltered female boobs.
     
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    hi howard, you are partially correct
     
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    Oh dude you were so close... you blew it at switching out the nut and Howard being unaware.
     
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    No question he was born a female. He is a giant pussy.
     
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    And he smells musty like old parchment.
     
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    it was only done 3 times. once in the 1st grade, then 6th grade and finally junior in hs. they would use one a little bigger than the other to maximize the time between switches. right now he still has his hs nut in, which is noticeably smaller than his real one. his parents were able to get the operations done by paying the blacks to kick him in the "balls" a couple times but not too hard, then knock his ass out. ben & ray would be waiting in a vehicle around the corner. they'd quickly grab him and rush him to the nearby doctor's office. the doctor would administer anesthesia to prolong his unconsciousness, switch out the ball and sew up. he used dissolvable sutures and bandaged up the scrotum. howard would awake in the hospital remembering only that black kids kicked his ass. the doctor would tell howard his nuts will be just fine, but to leave the bandage on for a few weeks only allowing his mother to change it. he didn't find it strange as it was already the norm for ray to be doing similarly fucked up things to him with thermometers and flashlights. it was a whole thing.
     
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    That explains it .

    Me thinks he found out and had his vaginer reopened
     
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    transgendered.
     
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    no.
     
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    Howard parents where petrified when their child was a girl. They saw all the bills that they would have to pay in a traditional jewish wedding. Thats why Holly Stern became Howard Stern.

    This explains why he/she loves the black cock.
     
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    Is his giant adams apple an implant too?
     
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    No, Howard was born male. He's just the product of an overly protective mother and an emotionally distant father. Coupled to his repressed homosexuality and you get the fucked up, narcissistic, infantile Howchie that we all know and love.:sgay: