Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Oct 29, 2012.
Some one put a protection spell on me!
GHP know about a duppy.
I lived next door to one when I was a little guy and she made awesome cookies. She also used to buy the lemonade from our stand for like a $1 a cup.
She was by far the best mom in the neighborhood.
I had the biggest crush on her daughter.
Neighbor mom and daughter sweet sweet love
is that anything like a wigger? a white Puerto Rican perhaps
I like this story.
I am not Wiccan. I have sent you all protection. No thanks necessary. Good night.
Wiccans can summon Satan
There is a woman behind me that is wiccan or pagan or some shit. She got married in her back yard and let me attend. The high priest didn't show up for some reason so they had a witch or priestess or something marry them. They came down the aisle to Black Sabbath and everyone was shitfaced before it even started. About an hour after they tied the knot the priestess overdosed in the house and had to be taken away in an ambulance.
I let some guy use my bathroom but he fell into a thorn bush halfway there and passed out and pissed himself. His wife was looking for him so we went into my house to find him. He woke up and came out of the bushes all bloody and covered in piss and saw me coming out of my house with his wife and thought I just banged her. (Sadly I did not, she was hot). He took a swing at me and missed and fell flat on his face. I dragged him home.
Cool story brah, tell it again. Colin Powell. GFY.