Are we protected against a hippopotamus?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hippos aint playin'.
     
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    Wouldn't it be awesome to see one in the wild?
     
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    I'd love a hippo skin rug.
     
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    that dude is hippo poop.
     
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    Um

    No

    They're cranky
     
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    "They" say they're the deadliest animal on Earth.
     
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    I'd love to watch a hippo munch on a human :cheer:
     
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    er.......mammal.......besides humans.
     
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    Though they are bulky animals, hippopotamuses can gallop at 30 km/h (19 mph) on land but normally trot.
     
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    NY favorite scene in axe ventura is when he crawls out of the hippos ass while the mother thinks it is giving birth.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Fucking spell check is out of control.
     
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    But the babies are so floofy cute. :wub:

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