Are you a cigarettes / scratch tickets / coffee person?

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  1. Preston Folded

    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    god I hate u if u are. You're always in front of me in the store, when I just want to buy a water.
     
  2. icypussy

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    Black lottery women are always in front of me, had one scratch her ticket at the counter while my white ass waited. :tantrum:
     
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    None of the above.

    Check writers are getting really annoying as well, clerks have forgotten how process that shit.
     
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    Metalheavy19 Well-Known Member

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    You can bring water from home you know?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    what about couponers and price matchers
     
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    You buy water?

    :gayflag:
     
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    How about those people who clog up the can and plastic recycling machines
    with their humongous garbage bags full of recyclables.
    All I want to do is recycle my few soda cans and they won't move or let me
    take 30 seconds of their precious time.
     
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    :popcorn:
     
  9. Preston Folded

    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    also when I buy things at the supermarket or target, I present money or a credit card, pay, and leave. Why are there so many people with issues / problems ? Its so easy to buy stuff
     
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    i buy the 5$ scratchers prob one time a week but its quick the annoying ones are the lottery players who turn in their 20 tickets and win 5$ takes 10 minutes
     
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    I am not.

    But I totally understand why your time is more important than that of the people in line ahead of you. You are special because you are buying water and not coffee.
     
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    Fuck you, cigarettes, coffee and scratchoffs are more important than your water
     
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    Scratch tickets and cigarettes are awesome.
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Thank you
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    7778....50 straight 50 box
    111....a dollar
    5467....50 straight 50 box
    [​IMG]
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    I know exactly who you're talking about. They all look alike too.
     
  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You can buy a case of great water for 4 bucks and carry with, you know.

    Or, install a water filter at home and get a good canteen. It might not be icy cold, but it'll taste good.

    If you're buying a bottle of water every week day for $1.79, you're dropping an extra $400 per year on water.
     
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    I have never bought a scratch off or a lottery ticket in my entire 50 years on this lousy planet. I have purchased coffee and newspapers, though, but since getting an iPhone, I don't buy newspapers much anymore either.
     
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    That's a shitload to spend on water. You can get a case of Fiji from Amazon for like $30 and they deliver to your house. Better yet, if you're a bottled water afficianado, find a good deal at Whole Foods, buy a case, and save an extra 10%. (The 10% deal applies to most things at the store.)

    In any event no one shopping at a convenience store should be complaining about anyone else shopping at a convenience store. It's like rednecks complaining about the wiggers at a Kid Rock concert. You knew what you bought a ticket for.
     
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    What is worse, white people in line at a Starbucks with their crazy drink orders or Spanish/black people in line at a bodega before a big Powerball jackpot?
     
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