Are you a noisy vomiter, or sneezer ?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    That shit is hella annoying. You should really work on opening your mouth/throat more, so as to allow more wind through the vocal chords.
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Phan, for the holidays I need you to dig deep and start one thread that isn't a complete waste of everyone's time. TIA.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon

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    I yell when i sneeze :fil:
     
  4. acagirl98

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    super super quiet both. silent vomiter and the sneezes are either silent or a teeny peep, I keep it all inside.
     
  5. Tigger Please

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    When I hurl, it is like the sound of a rainbow symphony.

    When I sneeze, it is like a litter of newborn kittens sweetly mewling.
     
  6. Just Peachy

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    Average sneezer.

    Quiet vomiter.

    :happywave:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    I freaking love sneezing. It's a sinusgasm.
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

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    If I hear or see you vomit, I'm joining the party :nocheer:
     
  9. Mack

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    loud/loud :dontknow:
     
  10. Sleep

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    Same here, as soon as I see gag face or hear that "huhurgghhh" sound, I have a 83% chance of hurling.
     
  11. VeeB

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    I am a really noisy sneezer. The only thing I can do to stop it is to hold it in. I have broken blood vessels in my eyes 3 times doing that. You look like a zombie, and it doesn't go away completely for weeks. So people have to deal with my loud sneezing now.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

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    The sight, sound or smell of hurling sets me in motion. Makes for great entertainment.
     
  13. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    If you chew off all my pubes with your teeth, I'll take that under advisement
     
  14. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Stop it
     
  15. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    As it should be. God bless you
     
  16. Phan Neepack

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    Usually, its the splattering sounds that set me off ... The sound of barf hitting a hardwood is an immediate vomit inducer for me
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Last time I puked it was from reheating chili too many times. It was bad.
     
  18. acagirl98

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    I absolutely do not understand the noisemaking that can accompany these things. I'd rather risk brain damage :rolleye: than try to sneeze out loud. even puking - why can't you just let it pour out of your mouth? the blech noise is dumb :dontknow:
     
  19. Mack

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    I don't see that happening.
     
  20. Charon

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    Quiet