News Are you a righty or a lefty?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Mar 13, 2016.

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  1. Righty

    54 vote(s)
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  2. Lefty

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    48.6%
  3. Shockwave is too retarded for the Special Olympics

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's my understanding that Lefty's are more articular.

    Which are you?
     
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    smoking baby Well-Known Member

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    lefty, like all normal people
     
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    Lefty :grad:
     
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    started off lefty but smudged my writing so they switched me to righty in like 2nd grade


    so im not entirely sure myself to be honest
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Righty.

    Saw an Asian lady the other day forcing her little daughter to write right-handed.

    How was Mass, shitty?
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have a life long friend who for the first 8 years of his life his mom refused to say he was lefty. Kid was super awkward. As soon as she let him be a lefty, he became a star athlete
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It was good. Today was the gospel regarding the resurrection of Lazuras
     
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    always threw right handed and hit left handed...probably because dad was like that


    in basketball i shoot righty but have a stronger dribble with my left by a mile

    so yeah im all fucked up too
     
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    Sounds lovely. Did you continue the celebration of the lord with a few lap dances after?
     
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    I jerk it with my left hand so it feels like a stranger is doing it, but I am right handed.
     
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    I write, throw, and shoot hand guns right handed. But since I was real young, I shoot rifle's left handed??

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    My wife is left handed, but both my kids are right handed too.
     
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    Articular or articulate?
     
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    hes clearly right handed
     
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    eat, write, and vote Lefty.

    i use my right hand to wipe my ass. :c
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I eat and write left-handed, although I can write on a chalkboard or easel right-handed.

    I throw, swing a bat and pretty much everything else right-handed. I'm also much better at fingering the wife right-handed.
     
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    Don't be vile
     
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    Does it matter?
     
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    in 3rd grade a nun beat the fk outta my hand with rulers, cause i wrote messy.
    and i still write messy. i guess crippling my writing hand didnt fix it :rolleyes: