Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Apr 2, 2016.
Me...I'm a shark. I don't run down the hill just to fuck one cow...I walk down and fuck them all!!!
Here we go.
I'm a remora. I'll enjoy the benefits for a while then I let you stick your neck out only to get your fins chopped off and your body tossed back in the water. Then I'll find a new host.
I admire your honesty. Dawg, plz move this pos to the Stern forum.
sharks don't fuck cows
Tell that to that fatty I plowed while semi blacked out back in '94.
Shark week is in August Phil
Hey, Phil's up
I'm an algae-eater, eating this turd of a thread.
Sharks have pea brains.
I'm a shark!
Fucking LHJ and Shark Week, man.
Was her cum thick like melted sugar?
The fuck do I know? I couldn't even get it up until she introduced me to her hot lesbo roommates. Next thing I know I'm on the run from 2 lessies and 1 bloody fat cow with knives in their hands...
Were the lezzies hot?
From the time the fatty introduced me until the time I suggested a threesome...yes.