Are You A Shark...Or Are You A Parasite?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Apr 2, 2016.

  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Me...I'm a shark. I don't run down the hill just to fuck one cow...I walk down and fuck them all!!!


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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Here we go.
     
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  3. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Well-Known Member

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    I'm a remora. I'll enjoy the benefits for a while then I let you stick your neck out only to get your fins chopped off and your body tossed back in the water. Then I'll find a new host.
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    I admire your honesty. Dawg, plz move this pos to the Stern forum.
     
  6. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ok
     
  7. FunnyFarm2

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  8. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Well-Known Member

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    sharks don't fuck cows
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Tell that to that fatty I plowed while semi blacked out back in '94. :c
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    Shark week is in August Phil
     
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  11. Stew Nod

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    Hey, Phil's up
     
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  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Lactose intolerant
     
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    I'm an algae-eater, eating this turd of a thread.
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Sharks have pea brains.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    I'm a shark!
     
  16. Mack

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    :jj: Fucking LHJ and Shark Week, man.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Was her cum thick like melted sugar?
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    The fuck do I know? I couldn't even get it up until she introduced me to her hot lesbo roommates. Next thing I know I'm on the run from 2 lessies and 1 bloody fat cow with knives in their hands... :nooo:
     
  19. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Were the lezzies hot?
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    From the time the fatty introduced me until the time I suggested a threesome...yes.
     
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