WTF Are you allowed to beat off a shoplifter?

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  1. CKY

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    Yes. Work the shaft.
     
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    Wait... wut??
     
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    Not if they are black.
     
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    Unless she/he is a ho, then maybe.
     
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    i see what you did there..
     
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    You guys should check out my POTY threads in the bar
     
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    My favolite porn categoly.
     
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    8$ an hour I'm not beating no one up.
     
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    You're only allowed to beat off a shoplifter if you are willing to do a cleanup in aisle 4 afterward.
     
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    How tall are you?
     
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    beat 'em off, whack 'em off, whatever :dontknow:
     
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    I once whacked off while shoplifting if that counts.:dontknow:
     
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    You shouldn't beat them off, just finger um'.
     
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    You tell 'em, sailor.