Are you completely satisfied with your penis?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Of course no

    Too small when flaccid, right?

    Especially after you blow your load?

    What else?
     
  2. DarkFriday

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    Its never let me down :coffee:
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Trolling for cock pics?
     
  4. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

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    Hell yeah. My penis is a rock star in it's own right.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I remember lying like this too

    Of course I was 14 at the time
     
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  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Every time I roll over while sleeping, it takes all the blankets with it, and throws them on the ground.
     
  7. DarkFriday

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    Dave made a funny :giggle::giggle:
     
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    When?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Love hate relationship

    I love it, but beat it up every chance I get
     
  11. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Fuckn home run Cap'n. Take us out fatso
     
  12. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I always wished I could hit people w/ it as they walked by


    They'd be all WTF??? Was that a dong??? No way!!

    But I'd have it back in my pants by the time they'd turn around and act like I was just reading a book
     
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    :wtf:
     
  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I don't know. Part of me would like to have 2 more inches of length, w/ girth scaled up to match. Then part of me thinks that if my dick was that size, I wouldn't have chicks letting me bang the turd locker any more.
     
  15. Capn Crud

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    Doughy doesn't mean "fatso"
     
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    The japs are way ahead of you.

    Valid concern.

    And if the chick DID let you put something that large in her bum..........then you'd have to wonder what her shelf-life was before she started randomly shitting herself, 'cause you blew out her hoop-ring. :bigthink
     
  17. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :console:

    Stinky balls is really an ignored plague. You guys should have some kind of parade, like the gays do. :idea:
     
  20. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    stinky balls awareness day at least :coffee: