Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Feb 10, 2014.
Of course no
Too small when flaccid, right?
Especially after you blow your load?
Its never let me down
Trolling for cock pics?
Hell yeah. My penis is a rock star in it's own right.
I remember lying like this too
Of course I was 14 at the time
Every time I roll over while sleeping, it takes all the blankets with it, and throws them on the ground.
Dave made a funny
Love hate relationship
I love it, but beat it up every chance I get
Fuckn home run Cap'n. Take us out fatso
I always wished I could hit people w/ it as they walked by
They'd be all WTF??? Was that a dong??? No way!!
But I'd have it back in my pants by the time they'd turn around and act like I was just reading a book
I don't know. Part of me would like to have 2 more inches of length, w/ girth scaled up to match. Then part of me thinks that if my dick was that size, I wouldn't have chicks letting me bang the turd locker any more.
Doughy doesn't mean "fatso"
The japs are way ahead of you.
And if the chick DID let you put something that large in her bum..........then you'd have to wonder what her shelf-life was before she started randomly shitting herself, 'cause you blew out her hoop-ring.
Stinky balls is really an ignored plague. You guys should have some kind of parade, like the gays do.
stinky balls awareness day at least