Are you ever scared to fart cause something else might come out?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I get that way from time to time.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I was lastnight
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Shit happens

    Get it :c
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hey, yo.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Actually I'm that way right now. :eek:
     
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    It seems to be more of a concern the older I get.

    the butt clinching power walk to the bathroom is disheartening.
     
  8. Shivvy

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    yep. had sex with the wife when she got home from work today. wanted to rip one while i was banging her. but i was afraid to in case something came out. so i had to clench my ass until i finished.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I hope you mean shit.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    :hat:
     
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    All the time. :woohoo:
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    What do you do if you shit your pants while driving truck? DO you keep wipes handy? :dontknow:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Yes, turd.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :mad:
     
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    banksy My fav chil VIP

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    often. especially after boozing.
     
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    This is why you should always wear underwear.

    They can always be thrown in the trash.
     
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    :hw: :D
     
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    I sharted at the Mall of America and dumped my underoos behind a toilet and went to the bar, good times
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Since i asked that question in another thread it would seem that everyone has shit themselves at least once. Fascinating.