Are you ever too old to enjoy a handjob in a Toys R Us bathroom?

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  1. Shivvy

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    :dontknow:
     
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    No.
     
  3. jokeland

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    the bubble making solution is a great lube
     
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    wonder if she used that :bigthink:
     
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    Good way to get on the sex offenders registry list.

    Otherwise, I don't know why it would be any less enjoyable than any other hand job - which is to say not much.
     
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    I don't want to ever grow-up, I'm a Toys R Us kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah:
     
  8. Shivvy

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    i didnt think of it that way.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I thought it was fucking :scratch:

     
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    What exactly in Toys r Us got them that horny ?
     
  12. Shivvy

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    i made it PG-13 to protect her sluttiness
     
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    Oh, they goin' on the list for sure now.
     
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    the fuck were they doing at a toys r us anyways?
     
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    Bitch was going to break into his safe. OH WELL.
     
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    fucking
     
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    maybe chiva was buying a toy for his kids :funny:
     
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    Benzedrex

    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::cheer: