Are you ever too old to have sex in a car?

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  1. Suzy

    Suzy Active Member

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    I realized the other day that I've had my car almost two years and mentioned to my hubby that we had never christened it. He told me to "grow up". I think this is the first car I've owned that I haven't fooled around at all in. I don't see anything wrong with it for something a little different.

    What do you think?
     
  2. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We tried fucking in our Matrix. It was difficult. We went inside to finish. :jj:
     
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    you must be fat :jj:
     
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    cool story bro
     
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    Your husband is a bore Suzy. Sorry :(
     
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    Our legs were too long to really fit comfortably anywhere... it's doable but not optimal.
     
  7. Suzy

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    Not fat at all and very flexible. It wouldn't be a problem.
     
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    car fucking isn't all that exciting

    chicks got it all wrong
    they think that is exciting

    pussy is exciting, car fucking is uncomfortable
     
  9. Suzy

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    You could be right about that.
     
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    Next time you're in the car start stroking his cock through his pants, get him hard, start giving him a blow job. The rest should be simple.

    Make sure it's just the two of you in the car. :wink:
     
  11. stripes

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    take him out to happy hour & as you're leaving tell him to do you right there, you have to have it right now.
    wear easy access clothes.
     
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    yeah, it's not age; it's the sense of adventure, of danger, that's missing. of course, when we were kids, the places to go were quite limited...
     
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    Sometimes its fun. You sit, the girl gets on top... what's uncomfortable about that?
    I know you're chunky, does that make things difficult? :(
     
  14. Suzy

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    Excellent idea! The clarification even better. Wouldn't go over too well when carpooling.:p
     
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    i'm 59 and if i remember correctly the last time i got laid in a car in was in 76' and that was in a 74' Monte Calo that belonged to my brother.i banged this somewhat hefty girl on a blind date on the front bench seat of the car.
    i don't know how old you are.
     
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    i don't agree
     
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    Are you sure your husband isn't gay?
     
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    :console:

    I don't think it's about the car but rather the spontaneity of being away from home and the moment hits you :hump:
     
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    :rofl: '72 Nova in '88, but same story
     
  20. stripes

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    one time we did it one drunken news year eve, two girls walked past our car & got in the car behind us & turned on there brights, lit up the whole car...glad that was pre video phones