Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Feb 12, 2014.
Or, is it the same old routine once again for your unfortunate lady?
I hope to get candy then painal. In that order.
I put a bow on my dick and say here, here's your fucking present!
Is painal what I think it is?
I'm not going to beat her.
Phan has a shit bag
Well I hope you get russel stover at least.
Russell Stover tastes like heinys. Almost anything is better, imo.
The bow's made out of dental floss?
What if she doesn't thank you for that ?
Suit yourself but my girl would never let me destroy her backside for just a whitmans sampler
She will get a brutal throat fucking.
Na. I'm pretty boring. I'll send her an e-card and order pizza. But just to show that I'm not a total boring fuck, I'll get the stuffed crust and maybe some bread sticks. Cause I'm QG smooth like that..
You're not doing it right.
Will your mom be giving up the anus to you this Valentine's day?.. Or, will it be the standard "Denny's & vaginal sex" type of evening ?
Mom jokes. How suburban.
google insults, buy a book something ffs