Are you going to do anything creative for your Bitch on Valentines Day?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Or, is it the same old routine once again for your unfortunate lady?
     
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  3. Tuesday

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    I hope to get candy then painal. In that order.
     
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    I put a bow on my dick and say here, here's your fucking present!
     
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    Is painal what I think it is?
     
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    I'm not going to beat her.
     
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    Probably.
     
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    Phan has a shit bag :cwl:
     
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    Oh my!

    Well I hope you get russel stover at least.
     
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    Russell Stover tastes like heinys. Almost anything is better, imo.
     
  11. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    The bow's made out of dental floss?
     
  12. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    What if she doesn't thank you for that ?
     
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    Suit yourself but my girl would never let me destroy her backside for just a whitmans sampler
     
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    She will get a brutal throat fucking.
     
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    Na. I'm pretty boring. I'll send her an e-card and order pizza. But just to show that I'm not a total boring fuck, I'll get the stuffed crust and maybe some bread sticks. Cause I'm QG smooth like that..
     
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    You're not doing it right. :dontknow:
     
  17. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Will your mom be giving up the anus to you this Valentine's day?.. Or, will it be the standard "Denny's & vaginal sex" type of evening ?
     
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    Mom jokes. How suburban. :rolleyes:
     
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    :facepalm: google insults, buy a book something ffs
     
  20. Phan Neepack

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    God bless