Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Feb 16, 2013.
I could use another inch or two.
of course not! it keeps getting stuck in elevator doors.
I'm pretty happy with it; women have always seemed pretty pleased by its size and have even told their friends on occasion, so I guess they really were.
No. I have a small Kraut dick. I'll never be a porn star.
pos reps...Mmmm, delicious cocks...snoopy
I thought all krauts have the schlongen longen
I bet even Matt Hughes, Mandingo and Lexington Steele wish they were bigger. I'm above average and I wish I was.
now why would he be smiling? that doesn't fit anything. even a whale wouldn't know what to do with him.
I should have known that when I was taunting you with your quote about these fine gentleman, you would be off in some other thread talking about them.
Gay stalker alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call him The Python
That's Photoshopped, fake beaner. Jonah Falcon has the biggest recorded male penis and I can't find a pic of it anywhere.
Erect that is.
of course you know this
neg rep in 3-2-1 ....
I think it's pretty rare for a guy to be totally happy with the size of his wang. I'd be pretty happy if I could get both fists around it though.
Why, Schmoopy, why?
Wouldn't you be in the porn industry if you had a cock the size of Jonah Falcon's? What a fucking waste!
I'm happy. Not embarrassing. Not gonna hurt nobody. I kinda wish I wasn't half a wookie, though.
I bet Stoopy is all up in this fucker.