Are you happy with the size of your penis? (pole to follow .. get it? pole :jj:)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Feb 16, 2013.

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Are you happy with the size of your penis?

Poll closed Feb 17, 2013.
  1. Yes

    13 vote(s)
    59.1%
  2. No

    7 vote(s)
    31.8%
  3. It doesn't grow anymore

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I could use another inch or two.
     
  2. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    of course not! it keeps getting stuck in elevator doors.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    poor you

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  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty happy with it; women have always seemed pretty pleased by its size and have even told their friends on occasion, so I guess they really were. :dontknow:
     
  5. Skyway

    Skyway New Member VIP

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    No. I have a small Kraut dick. I'll never be a porn star.
     
  6. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    pos reps...Mmmm, delicious cocks...snoopy
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I thought all krauts have the schlongen longen :dontknow:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I bet even Matt Hughes, Mandingo and Lexington Steele wish they were bigger. I'm above average and I wish I was. :dontknow:
     
  9. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    now why would he be smiling? that doesn't fit anything. even a whale wouldn't know what to do with him.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I should have known that when I was taunting you with your quote about these fine gentleman, you would be off in some other thread talking about them.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Gay stalker alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yell:
     
  12. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    :gross::puke:
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    They call him The Python
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That's Photoshopped, fake beaner. Jonah Falcon has the biggest recorded male penis and I can't find a pic of it anywhere. :mad:

    Erect that is. :smile:
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    of course you know this :sarcastic:

    neg rep in 3-2-1 ....
     
  16. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    I think it's pretty rare for a guy to be totally happy with the size of his wang. I'd be pretty happy if I could get both fists around it though.
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Why, Schmoopy, why?
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Wouldn't you be in the porn industry if you had a cock the size of Jonah Falcon's? What a fucking waste!
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I'm happy. Not embarrassing. Not gonna hurt nobody. I kinda wish I wasn't half a wookie, though.
     
  20. Mack

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    I bet Stoopy is all up in this fucker.