Are you Ladies taking Osphena?

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  1. Bro

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Bud being a pervert again
     
  3. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You say that as if he ever stopped.
     
  4. Bro

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    Seems like a serious problem.
     
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    Those old gals all look horny.
     
  6. Bro

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  7. Bro

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    Painful intercourse due to menopause.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'd hit any of those ladies anytime. Explaining that i have a micro-phallus would help me get in the sack with them if they are experiencing pain.
     
  9. Bro

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    I'm not happy until they bleed.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    at what age do the ladies dry up down there? :dontknow:
     
  11. Bro

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    right after you marry them.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So fucking true. Definitely after the first kid.
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    shocking that no woman has responded yet :jj:
     
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    Anything that makes a woman want to bang more is always going to be a good thing!
     
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    I've gotten 8 PMs since I revealed that I have a tiny pee pee.
     
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    When they register at a Howard Stern message board.
     
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    Just like Bud's online dating profiles.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
  19. Bro

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    I don't have any online dating profiles. :jj:
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    dude you tried to pay bitches here to send you naked pics...you're desperate
     
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