WTF Are you living the law? Sodomy and zoophilia laws by state- map

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Sodomy laws in the United States
    No statute banning sodomy- gray
    Statute bans zoophilia- light pink
    Statute bans same-sex sodomy- dark pink
    Statute bans sodomy- darkest pink/wine-colored

    Fuck- no zoophilia for me!
    how about you? Ever been busted for sodomy?
    Nevada always has the fun.


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_laws_in_the_United_States#
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm not sure. Does the animal have to literally be in a zoo?
     
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  3. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    No zoophilia for me either :nocheer:
     
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    Welcome to Ohio, perverts. :hump:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Hello, REMAX Nevada?
     
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    Just Me VIP Extreme Gold

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    So even in your own home it may be illegal to have anal and or oral sex? Does that include performing oral on a woman?
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :schmoopysex::schmoopysex::schmoopysex:
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Staff Member DawgShed News POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'm fucking colorblind so I only see two shades there. Milkey, where does our state stand?
     
  9. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    :lol:
    I never saw that smilie before
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    literally schmoopysex
     
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    Sodomy is illegal in Florida? :worried:

    :scat:
     
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    :secret:no zoophilia for you
     
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  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Good thing @Shivvy doesn't get any. We wanna keep our boy outta jail!
     
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    :secret:no zoophilia for you
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few weeks ago, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff.... Am I free to go or should I turn myself in?
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few weeks ago, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff.... Am I free to go or should I turn myself in?
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few we, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff....
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few we, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff....
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few we, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff....
     
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    Too afraid to look at that map--I was on vacation in Oregon a few we, doing a bit of hiking in some fields, when this really cute goat showed up, grazing all flirty and stuff....
     
  21. SouthernListen

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    Not really. While some laws are "still on the books" the supreme court overturned them years ago and they're unenforceable.
     
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    Not really. While some laws are "still on the books" the supreme court overturned them years ago and they're unenforceable.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Not really. While some laws are "still on the books" the supreme court overturned them years ago and they're unenforceable.
     
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  24. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline

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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline

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    double post
     
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    Thanks... what a disgrace it would be if that shit was actually illegal in the US.
     
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    We're all sodomites.
     
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    If we're lucky enough to get sex!
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Then there was the man from Alabama. He was asked how many lovers he'd had in his life. He started counting them and fell asleep.
     
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    Milky,
    Is this the map you and Mrs Discharge have on the back of your RV?




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    Until someone outlaws abstinence I'm safe. :bigcry:
     
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    Was he related to Bill Clinton
     
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