"Are you ready for Christmas?"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    "get all yer shoppin done?"

    No, fuck off, and I won't answer the question. I get asked this 50 times each year and I'm putting an end to it RIGHT FUCKIN NAO!!!

    :bsod:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm all done :dancin:
     
  3. Swayze

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    Making your wishlist?
     
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  5. Dave

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    I've been filling out mortgage applications and writing checks, and signing agreements to write more checks later. I wouldn't mind skipping Christmas this year.
     
  6. Swayze

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    :rolleye:
     
  7. Swayze

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    Fuck it DAVE.

    Forego the entire process.
     
  8. Dave

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    Christmas or the house?
     
  9. Swayze

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    I just cant say for sure
     
  10. Dave

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    I'll go visit GHP and skip both :idea:
     
  11. gilaet

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    Bunch of assholes drinking eggnog.
    Fuck Christmas.
     
  12. Dave

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    That reminds me, I work with an old timer who constantly seems amazed at what the weather is doing, regardless of what it's doing. Stupid ass!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Dave

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    "Some weather huh? Believe that?"

    douche!!!!
     
  14. Swayze

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    I"m gonna be in a liquor coma this holiday season

    NO questions will be answered. I'll just sit on the couch with my huge xmas sweater, drunk as fuck staring into oblivion.
     
  15. Swayze

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    Oh thats my other pet peeve

    Every winter "gettin cold eh?"

    Looks like we're in for some snow

    Can't wait til summer eh
     
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    So true.

    And change your avatar.
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    My wife already got some stuff for my Daughter, including Talyor Swift AND One Direction concert tickets. I have not bought anything, not even a tree.
     
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    Happy Hanukkah!