WTF Are you showing symptoms? Christian view on the side effects of masturbation. Beware sinners!

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    My genitals are usually chapped from masturbation. It seems as if the doors to hell are open and waiting for me.

    The Side Effects of Masturbation - how it affects your personality
    The side effects of masturbation may be more than you bargain for.

    What few people realize is that chronic masturbation will change the physical structure of your brain and can actually change your personality.

    Thankfully, your brain is neuro plastic. It is moldable and changeable. You are not stuck with habits, addictions or personality those addictions have shaped. Behaviors you have learned you can unlearn and replace with healthy behaviors.

    The Candeo program below will help you understand how your brain works and how to get your personality back to how you really want to be. Click below to find out more.

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    A man who viewed pornography and masturbated for 20 years was told by his doctor:

    "You've destroyed your mind by fantasizing. You've dug a deep channel going in one direction. The rest of your mind is atrophied!"

    He literally developed a “one track mind.” Sadly, he had a high level engineering brain and held a professional management position.

    His habit was so neurologically destructive that he couldn’t remember anything and had to pack bags of chocolate for minimum wage. 5

    Characteristics of chronic masturbation:
    • Given to extremes
    • Absent-mindedness
    • Nervous in social settings, conversations are awkward
    • Desire for isolation, yet has feelings of loneliness
    • Easily irritated
    • Can’t focus on work because their mind is elsewhere, daydreaming
    • Does poor work because of inattentiveness but makes excuses
    • Forgetfulness (poor retention leading to difficulty in school)
    • Reluctance to engage in active labor
    • Poor follow through (perseverance) on projects or tasks which require mental or physical strength
    • Lazy
    • Gloomy sadness upon the countenance
    • Moodiness and depression
    • Suicidal thoughts
    • Easily excited to jealousy
    • Generally pessimistic
    • Sensitive to correction
    • Little self-respect
    Excessive masturbation: One man's testimony
    “I discovered this fantasy at the age of puberty when I was 16 and I am still doing it at the age of 27.

    If I had spent my precious time doing something more important I would have been a great successful person now. However, now I am a pathetic loser. I don't have a life, no girlfriend, no friends, no job, no nothing.

    All I have are the symptoms of my stupid little habit, which are:

    memory loss and very poor concentration, fatigue all the time, muscle cramp in legs and arms, short body, short and thin penis, lack of sleep, semen leakage, pain in testicles and abdomen, poor eye sight, fuzzy vision and eye floaters, back pain, shoulder pain, thin sperm, falling and thinning hair, weak bones, lack of interest in anything, guilt and shame, regret, depression, low self esteem and poor confidence to name but a few, although the list is too long;

    the western scientists and doctors chat bulls shit that its perfectly fine to do it every now and again and it helps you keep healthy and learn the pleasure of sex.

    But trust me, I am a living experienced addict and I know what it is like to have the symptoms of over-masturbation and sexual exhaustion.

    They support the idea that it is harmless only to promote and encourage the use of pornography, which is a multi-billion business. Every day hundreds and millions of videos are produced for fools like me who spend their money and waste their precious life for a few moments of pleasure.

    Trust me all my brothers who are reading this: I am now a living dead. I only eat, sleep and walk and that's it. I'm not capable of doing nothing. But if you want to [have] success, do not masturbate. Good luck to everybody.”6

    See here for more testimonies that will make you feel the urgency to begin overcoming masturbation.

    If you are feeling as hopeless as this man, click on the Candeo link above and begin this excellent program for recovery. You can remain anonymous and have the help of trained coaches along with easy to watch videos about brain science and more. Don't delay. Get your life back and reverse the negative effects of masturbation!

    The negative effects of masturbation on your brain:
    As if that weren’t enough, add the moral dimension.

    Side effects of masturbation on the soul
    - moral effects

    • Increase of disobedience
    • Manifestations of ingratitude
    • Impatience under restraint
    • Disregard of parental authority – especially when it comes to relationships
    • Overpowering disposition to be in premature relationships
    • Obsessive talk about crushes on the opposite sex
    • Lying to parents so they can be in relationships against their parent’s wishes
    • Controlled by lust and infatuation leading them to make foolish marriage commitments.
    • Licentiousness – having sex outside of marriage or just fooling around
    • Dead to spiritual things – little motivation for goodness, beauty of character and holy purposes
    • Lose their soul – you cannot follow Christ and serve Satan at the same time.
    • Temptation to commit sex crimes
    If you want to glorify God, honor Him with your body and develop your mind and character to be a blessing to society and your future family, make an earnest resolution to begin overcoming masturbation today.

    Side effect of masturbation
    - how it hurts your future spouse

    Thinking about another woman (or man) lustfully in your heart is adultery (Matthew 5:27-28). You are setting yourself up for infidelity.

    It sets you up for unrealistic expectations in marriage of how your husband or wife should perform in bed. You will inevitably be disappointed.

    It decreases your ability to perform when you do get married because your body develops a need for certain stimulation which is unrealistic in marriage (you need something more exciting, more provocative or more dangerous to be aroused. Also the friction of your hand is more abrasive than the friction of intercourse which leads to sexual frustration in marriage.)

    Masturbation is often used as an escape or coping activity for stress, anger, loneliness, tiredness, or fear, keeping you from developing a dependency on Christ to minister to you in difficult times through His word.

    It fuels a feeling oriented (not principle oriented), self-indulgent (not self sacrificing) attitude of life. A good marriage (or any relationship for that matter) grows and thrives when both parties look for opportunities to give, not take.

    Your husband or wife will feel hurt, rejected, replaced, betrayed, and deceived if you carry this on into marriage. Without trust there can be no true intimacy.

    http://www.christian-courtship.com/side-effects-of-masturbation.html
     
  2. Walygatr

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    If I go more than 3 days without getting off I get very cranky. Masterbation keeps me sane
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Wonder if this explains why @wife is a whore has been in such a funk lately?
     
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    Fuck- am I going in this direction?

    His habit was so neurologically destructive that he couldn’t remember anything and had to pack bags of chocolate for minimum wage

    Trust me all my brothers who are reading this: I am now a living dead. I only eat, sleep and walk and that's it. I'm not capable of doing nothing. But if you want to [have] success, do not masturbate. Good luck to everybody
     
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    I think of it as push-ups for my prostate.
     
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    me ten years ago

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    I actually agree with all of that.











    It's the reason why I've cut back to only twice a day. :D
     
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    Holy fuck I could answer yes to two thirds of that.
     
  11. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Sounds like a load of horse shit to me.
     
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    rattler 0.0 Fucks Given

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    I've worn glasses since forth grade.
     
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    If you mastubate to much your brain turns to giz.
    And you can impregnate a girl with your nose. :confused:
     
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    started puberty young, huh?
     
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    Good point! Your sanity is inversly proportional to the size of your load.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    As the old saying goes, "salty load, salty attitude"
     
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    http://www.howtostopmasturbation.com/page-1-testimony.html

    Here's a couple from the link in the article-

    Someone from Europe said:
    I can testify that masturbation is very detrimental and addictive. I figured out how to stimulate my genitals when I was a 13 year old girl. Then it became part of my life. Even after I got baptized into my church at age 23, I didn't give up the habit. Around age 30, it became kind of excessive, and I was aware that something was wrong - but I couldn't quit the habit! Then I attended a camp meeting, and the pastor addressed this particular subject. This really hit me, and so I was determined to quit the habit - and I did for 2 1/2 years! But then satellite TV seduced me again. I saw women there who undressed themselves and touched themselves while men were talking to them on the phone. I also had an online affair at that time, and this guy also animated me - so finally I engaged in self-pleasure again. I'm now 40 years old and I'm still not married. During the last 8 years or so, there have been ups and downs, victory and failure. The longest I could make it without touching myself was about 9 months.

    Someone said:
    hi, I'm 25 years old, female, i discovered this bad habit at the age of 17 and I'm still doing it at this age. I discovered the magic of orgasm completely by accident, i touched my clitoris and it felt good so i kept doing it 4-6 times a day. i used to think that masturbating was healthy and safe until i got so many side effects of masturbation 3 years ago and since then I'm getting worse day by day. i have the following problems 1. memory loss 2. anxiety 3. hair loss 4. nervousness 5. low self confidence 6. sunken eyes when i was young, i was very smart, confident, and sociable person, and i lost all this good qualities because of stupid habit. today i decided to quit this evil practice once and for all.
     
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    What if it's ruined and you don't cum? Apparently, that's a thing for some people.
     
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    They forgot hairy palms
     
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