Are you still friends with your wedding no-shows?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    We're talking about people who you thought were friends, years of time together, etc.

    RSVP confirmed, you will be paying for their entire meal - hors d'oeuvres meal, dessert, open bar, etc.

    But then they just No Show. No excuse, just nothing. Until 9 months later where he awkwardly does a semi-apology and tries to change the subject.

    Unless there is a good excuse... let the friendship die a quiet death, right?

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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    wedding :jj:
     
  4. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    would smash the PAWG in the OP

    perfect ass
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    That's a big, fat cottage cheese ass and you know it.
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What's your husband's opinion jn the subject, @Lucky Pierre?
     
  7. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I dunno about "perfect" but it looks like one hell of a good time.
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Pregnant in .03 seconds.

     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She's got nice hair.

     
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  10. RF76

    RF76 Well-Known Member

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    I'm invited to a wedding in Oct., think I'll be sick that day.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm going to a gay wedding next month. BTW, this is from last night.

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    I got up @1am to watch it on dvr, overall they looked good. Trent Richardson though :nocheer:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Carr to Cooper and Crabtree looked pretty smooth. Murray looked good, too.
     
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    Yeah, I'm thinking Murray will have a good year, shit I might even draft him for FF if he's available in the later rounds.
     
  15. Lucky Pierre

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    Be sure you rsvp, then just don't show up, no call or text, etc
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    PERFECT PAWG
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    How did you get invited to the gay wedding? Men or women, or transgender?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Dudes. I became friends with one at work. He and his partner are from Texas and they come to rodeos and PBR with me and my buddy. He actually thought I was a homophobe when we met. :fil:
     
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    is he fucking blind? how do you miss that hole?

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  20. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have no problem skipping weddings. I just got invited to a baby naming party, wtf? the nicest thing I could do is not respond because I really want to go and beat their ass