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  1. bobtraw

    bobtraw Leave me alone! VIP

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    Please excuse the spelling error. This person gave a homeless shelter hotline number to find a shelter that would be accepting homeless people.
     
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    skin them and make a lamp shade out of it? :dontknow:
     
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    How did the homeless person get in the car?
     
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    I think the person on Facebook asked them if they need help getting to a shelter and then they tried to drive them to one that was closed. No wonder peoples' cars smell so funny sometimes when you get in them.
     
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    I'm close, I saw an old lady struggling to get up a hill with her groceries, I thought to myself how somebody should really stop and offer her a ride. Then I drove away
     
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    Mistake number 1, never let them in your car. Homeless folks know where all the shelters are. If they wanted to be there, they would be there. Leave the homeless alone!
     
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    I loled.
     
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    once in college i was hanging out in my house with my housemates in the middle of winter. at like 11:30 pm, a drunk old homeless guy walked in, completely disoriented. it was like -10 F outside. i got him into my car and drove him to the homeless shelter. he burned a hole in my car seat with his cigarette. never forget.
     
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    this is true. when i told the drunk guy i told him i was taking him to a homeless shelter he tried to jump out of my car. i told him to stay in the car or else i'd beat him and bring him to the police station and charge him with breaking and entering. :jj:
     
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    for the record, my story above is 100% true. my college housemates can verify and so can my brother.
     
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    The only people that want to help the homeless are people that have never helped the homeless.
     
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    I like the TV shows like ALF when a homeless guy rummages through the garbage on the side of the house, and all he needs is a shower at ALF's house and he goes back out into the world and becomes successful.
     
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    omg this is so true.
     
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    Honestly, I don't believe this Facebook post at all because this is the woman I ate at Buffalo Wild Wings with and she didn't even give change to the homeless person who came up to us.
     
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    alf is about an alien who they found in the alley eating cats and they invited him into their home to help raise the kids.
     
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    i hate it when people help the homeless and then brag about it. i only told my story of helping the homeless like 9 years after it happened. will you please respond to your friend's fb status update with "dinkus says stfu faggit."?
     
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    I quit being cool to these pricks when a freeway exit eyesore threw a banana that I gave him at my truck. Guess he wasn't that hungry like his sign said.
     
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    It was a two-parter. How could you forget that episode?

    "Turkey in the Straw: Part 1" November 14, 1988
    A homeless stranger named Flakey Pete (David Ogden Stiers) sees ALF and calls the Alien Task Force.

    "Turkey in the Straw: Part 2" November 15, 1988
    The homeless man befriends ALF, but the Alien Task Force are still on their way.
     
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    Just ask the NYC cop that paid a hundred bucks for new shoes for some homeless jackass. Thought he was being a nice guy but in reality he was fucking up the guys scam, he needed to be barefoot so people felt sorry for him, no good deed go unpunished
     
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    How many homeless people are in you neighborhood?
     

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