Are Your Doors Open Or Closed At Halloween To Trick-Or-Treaters . . .

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  1. Herc

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    Which # Best Represents You?

    1. Do You Openly Welcome The Children With Great Candy?

    2. Open Your Doors Reluctantly With Shitty Candy Or Dumb Shit (For Example: Once I Got A Penny, An Apple, A Tooth Brush, A Stick Of Gum From Out Of Some Guy's Pocket, Etc.)?

    3. Bolt Yourself In. Shut Off All The Lights. Park Your Car On The Street Or In The Garage. And Pretend Your Dead?

    4. Actually Leave The House For The Night?

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    Speculation Question?

    Are Howard Hampton's Estate Doors Open To The Youngsters? And If So What Would He Give?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    What kind of candy do you give out?
     
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    I've lived in an apartment building for the last few years, so there's no trick or treating, but when I was I lived in my house, I looked forward to giving out candy.

    Halloween's my favorite holiday, so it was cool to see kids still into it. If kids came in a group, I'd give 'em each a few fun-sized candies. If there was just two, I'd let them pick out a full sized candy bar. And on the occasion where there was a single trick or treater...well, I'd shove an ether-soaked rag in their face and carry them down into the basement for later.

    But seriously, at one point my then girlfriend and I were thinking about dressing up and doing one of those mini-haunted house tour things for the kids. It would have been fun, but we had a big black lab that went nuts anytime the doorbell rang. It probably would have freaked the kids out for real.
     
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    If the kids are lucky I put out a bowl. I won't be home to answer the door.
     
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    #1

    If a kid's costume make me laugh I'll give him a monster chocolate bar. If i see no creativity or something just weak then I'll give the kid a small candy AND a trick too.
     
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    I am THE HOUSE when the kids go out.

    They get full-sized candy bars and full packs of gum. And no, none of them mysteriously go missing.

    I figure if the moms and kids go to all the effort to get dressed up and traipse around the neighborhood, I can hook them up with good stuff.

    LazyHand, candy king for one day a year.
     
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    "I love when the little kids come to my house and I can give them candy." John Hein

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    I do full size candy bars and comic books for Hallloween.
     
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    Numero Uno

    The only catch is I make them say trick or treat, which many of them don't do anymore. Pretentious self entitled little fuckers. Where's the effort?

    Fun size Snickers, Milky Ways and PayDays. YUM!
     
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    3. Bolt Yourself In. Shut Off All The Lights. Park Your Car On The Street Or In The Garage. And Pretend Your Dead?

    Except I leave the lights on, car in the driveway and refuse to answer the door. I'm not in the mood to spend $50 on candy for three mexican kids to knock on my door.
    We used to go all out, spent hundreds of dollars one year on decorations and one kid showed up. No more.
     
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    Have a Bowl of Assorted Fun Size candies.
    Tell them to take a Handful.
    Usually they come back for seconds.

    If we need to leave - we put the Bowl out "Full".
     
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    "I have a lollipop kids, want to lick it?" :pedo:
     
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    i come to the door wearing nothing but an open robe and a raging hard on saying, "here's your trick you little motherfuckers gimme me a second here and i will stroke you out a treat."
     
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    I have to give out candy or the blaek and Mexican kids up the block might throw eggs and toilet paper at the house.
     
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    If I get home early enough; open. Going to Giants parade in the city then, of course, it is Halloween in the city.
    Going to be a wild day!
     
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    Totally open! It's only one day a year :)

    Have funsize Reese's cups, snickers, kit kat...

    When our daughter is too old to go out and trick or treat, I'll still do it, I think...

    I can see Howard being the "lock up and turn off the lights" type of guy... :rolleyes:
     
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    3. i dont open my door to anyone at night unless i know them personally.
    i bet half the kids are used as distractions anyway. elder bro or sis or cousin takes the wee tiny hoodrats out and while you are ooh and ahh-ing over their costumes, as they grab handfulls of loot from the candy bowl, said elder relative is quickly casing the joint so they and their scummy buddies can come rob you blind in 2 days. not saying thats every case but it is a risk, im sure it does happen and its not worth the risk to me.