News Aren't you supposed to say thanks? Arrested for appreciating Bologna in FL

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    Palm Bay woman arrested for 911 calls thanking sheriff for bologna in jail
    PALM BAY, Fla. - A 51-year-old Palm Bay woman was arrested after she repeatedly called 911 to thank Brevard County Sheriff Jack Parker for bologna sandwiches provided at jail, according to police.

    Christine Lee Brown was charged with misuse of 911 communications after dispatchers alerted police to six calls placed Saturday.

    Police have released five of the six calls Brown made to 911 on Tuesday afternoon. You can listen to them at the links below.

    [LISTEN: 911 call 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5]

    Palm Bay police went to Brown's home in the 2500 block of Chatham Way, and she met officers at a window while talking on the phone to a 911 operator, records show. An officer could be heard knocking on the door as Brown chatted on the phone, police said.

    Dispatchers repeatedly asked the woman if she had an emergency with each call, but Brown instead talked about having a bologna sandwich in the 1,600-inmate facility, according to police.

    As of Tuesday, Brown remained held on a $3,000 bond at the Brevard County Jail Complex.

    No court date has been set.

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    I'm not listening to those calls. I already know she's full of bologna.
     
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    I'm going to go make myself a bologna sandwich.
     
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    Right?
     
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    I buy my dogs 99 cents a pound Baloney, I think it's called Gwartneys or something that sounds disgusting to make things worse.
     
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    I bet in bulk it costs 5 cents to feed each inmate. but they spend like $30K on each one a year.