Armed Man Waiting for Raccoon Accidentally Shoots Self While Sneezing

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  1. Nantrax

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    I hope Eliasbboy is ok :ohnoes:

    Armed Man Waiting for Raccoon Accidentally Shoots Self While Sneezing: Police

    Police in Connecticut say an 81-year-old man who was lying in wait with a rifle for a pesky raccoon accidentally shot himself after sneezing and falling from a chair.

    New Haven police say James Pace Sr. shot himself in the shin at his home Saturday night. The injury wasn't life-threatening.

    Pace told authorities that a raccoon had been scratching at his back door for several days and he was waiting for it with a .22-caliber rifle.

    Police say he sneezed and fell from his chair, then realized he had accidentally shot himself.

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    Elias is in Connecticut right now?
     
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    lucky raccoon.
     
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    "people kill people, not guns"
     
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    Cool vid
     
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    The only thing that stops a moron from shooting himself with a gun is a good guy...oh, wait.
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    Mine are better. :cheer:

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    Thinning of the herd...lolol
     
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    it's illegal to kill them right?
     
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    Gun owners? No. They should have been quicker to the trigger, right?
     
  13. Scott

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    If he cleaned up his porch the raccoon would stop coming around. Fucking slob.