News Armed robber shot in the balls.

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  1. SuperFarts

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    Armed robber shot while attempting to rob Waynesboro pharmacy.

    "WAYNESBORO, Pa. – A robbery suspect is rushed to York Hospital’s trauma unit after he shot while attempting to rob a Waynesboro pharmacy.

    According to Waynesboro Police Chief James Sourbier, the incident began at about 5:15 p.m. late Monday afternoon. Chief says an armed and masked man walked into the Antietam Pharmacy brandishing a handgun.

    He threatened an employee and the pharmacist while demanding money and drugs. The suspect was behaving in such an aggressive manner that an employee, fearing for his life and others, drew his personal handgun and fired four rounds at the would be robber. The robber was hit several times.

    The unidentified suspect was rushed to the Waynesboro Hospital and then subsequently airlifted to York Hospital. There were no pharmacy employees injured and no customers were in the store at the time of the robbery."

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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Waynesboro is a nice town
     
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    Love a story with a happy ending. Here's hoping he dies.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "Airlifted". Someone isn't helping.
     
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    Shot in balls
    and you're to blame.
     
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    They gave robbery
    a bad name.
     
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    Was it done with an "assault rifle?" @XuXu gets her panties wet when she hears that term.
     
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    I think the guy wasn't really trying to rob the place. It was just a big misunderstanding.
    He was probably sent to the pharmacy by his bitchy girlfriend and got pissed off at the pharmacist when he told him that he didn't know what the hell Twat Cream was.
     
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    He's gonna really need that Oxy now.