WTF Art thou religious?

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Are you religious?

  1. Yes

    23 vote(s)
    22.1%
  2. No

    81 vote(s)
    77.9%
  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Simple Yes or No answer.

    Jebus, Mooslim, Hindu, Voodo, Viking, Joos, Totem poles, Satan, Jehovah's witnesses, or whatever cult you prefer counts as yes.

    Atheists and agnostics vote no.

    Also tell us why.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    I've seen better.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im christian and shit, but i dont pray often and never go to church
     
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  5. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Let the civilized discourse begin!

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  6. goldtopper

    goldtopper For Real VIP

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    this never ends well.
     
  7. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Your God is food.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    This was asked about a month ago.
     
  9. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    :cheer:
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Not really but I love churches. I wear a cross but I only use it to pick my teeth.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    No!
     
  12. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Only when the Dark Lord asks it of me.
     
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    one of the very few good things inspired by religion is the imagery.
     
  14. Walygatr

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    Agnostic. I can go down a deep cannabis induced rabbit hole on this one that ends with the amount of energy needed to create matter. Better I refrain, I'm here for the yuks.
     
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    larryluncg No static at all VIP Gold

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    no,no and no.

    Can I tell you a story about my Priest?
     
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    Nope, stopped believing in that b.s, same time I stopped believing, that once a year a fat man in a red suit drops of gifts. Thankfully my parents were bible-thumpers. I do find chick with the headscarves (hijabs) kinda hot, and only if the girl is cute.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Yep. Church weekly, the whole nine.
     
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    Spiritual, not religious...
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Answer: No
    Reason: Science and Reason
     
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    No but I do believe in the creation story.

    Really, a fucking Apple.
     
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