ARTICLE: Beth Stern And Billy Joel Raise The Roof On A New Animal Shelter

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Look at this wrinkles above her lip.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She really is a saint and money has nothing to do with it. Sainthood for Beth will happen.


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    "It will include a 24-hour care nursery, outdoor habitats for the animals to freely explore, cage-free environments for the cats, examination rooms, a feline behavioral department and grooming stations."

    Isn't it a lot easier to just put them to sleep? For god's sake, they are cats.

    "Each day, about 70,000 puppies and kittens are born in the United States. As compared to approximately 10,000 humans born each day, with birth rates this high, there will never be enough homes for these animals.
    The estimated number of feral (homeless/wild) cats in the United States: 60 – 100 million
    Theoretically, the number of cats that can be produced by a female cat and her offspring in 7 years time: 420,000 in 7 yrs
    Current number of cats and dogs entering shelters each year: 6-8 million
    Current number of cats and dogs euthanized by shelters each year: 4-5 million
    Percentage of all cats entering shelters that are killed: 75%
    The cost imposed on U.S. taxpayers each year to impound, shelter, euthanize, and dispose of homeless animals: $2 billion"


    What is the point in saving a couple of hundred?
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...comment section. the huge photoshopped pic of moose scared the fuck out of me when it popped up. i did one of those pull back from the screen things.
     
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    As I've said before it appears they are making the Taj Mahal of animal shelters, I am sure there will be marble floors and red carpets as well.
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    "No Cat Left Behind"
     
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    I tried to read the while thing, but I'm not that masochistic. I stopped at her mentioning cleaning poop again.

    Wow, this girl is so severely limited it's scary and ALMOST sad. She has nothing to say, ever.

    "Bethman!"

    And fuck everyone else mentioned in that article. Bunch of liars or sucker asswipes.
     
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    I stopped reading after it said Beth will roll up her sleeves blah blah blah
     
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    wrinkles? look at that nasty fucking pock marked skin. what an old sea hag
     
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    I can't wait until one of these animoes bites her lips off. :coffee:
     
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    Lot of discrepancies here....

    howard said billy called and invited them over....then talked about his upcoming birthday...article says they were having lunch last summer...

    howard said billy adopted the puppy Beth cruelly brought to the concert...the article says he is only fostering

    most importantly...it's says thanks to Billy's donation the project is HALFWAY funded....but cunt's 10 million dollar closet is already paid for


    pay for your own goddamn vanity shelter...stop hitting up your friends and fans you phoney assholes!!!!!
     
  13. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Press. Oh, and she's .....


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    You would think having Billy Joel's name in the headline he would have been a part of the article/interview. I mean why is beth even in this article? So she can tell us about Billy and what he's done? I'd rather hear from him.

    Me thinks thedodo.com figures an interview with Beth Stern will get zero click throughs, while putting the name Billy Joel in the head line might? And i am sure they knew Beth would do an interview and photo shoot while Billy Joel would probably just hang up on them. :dontknow:
     
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    Mother to all animals.