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Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Gunnar, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Shot Dead

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    Gunnar New Member Shot Dead

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    If you watched the youtube show, what did you think of Artie's poem to Danna and the one he did for Adrianne?
     
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    All broads are the same when they're on all fours.. OHHHH!!!!!!!! :madsex:
     
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    IMO, Artie never got over Dana. She was quite possibly the perfect girl for him, but he blew it. He's never going to find real happiness banging random strippers. Especially ones that look like Pete Rose. :c
     
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    Look how good Artie looks there. :(
     
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    I think Dana was just a fame whore. Way after her and Artie broke up she did and interview with Chauncey about some "charity" she was involved in, *cough* and of course brought up Artie.
     
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    I would blame Chauncey more than Dana for that... he's a world-class scumbag.
     
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    Any chick can bang. What do you bring to the table. Make me a chicken.
     
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    Heh, one of the best comedy albums of all time was Dice's "The Day Laughter Died" (1990).
    "Women are retarded.. they should CLEAN UP, jiggle some eggs, SWEEP UP!!" :jj:
     
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    Nothing short of genius, that album. Part 2 was absolute shit, though.

    "Then you go to a party... wit your chick, she's the one in the middle of the floor telling filthy jokes, makin' a real asshole outta herself, right? NO, WRONG!!! Then whatta they doin' on the stage tellin' fuckin' jokes, they all got the same rap: 'I wanna get married and have children' THEN START FUCKIN'!!!!!!!! I don't wanna marry bozo, I want a fuckin' blowjob!!!"
     
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    All the Dana talk over the years by Artie was bullshit - they dated for 2 years, and then hooked up occasionally. She was Artie's "beard" - heroin was his love.

    How much tail did Artie pull from the myriad of pussy who threw themselves at him on Stern? Zero point zero.
     
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    Mostly 'PK'......not rock star cool heroin.
    More proof Artie never completed a rehab.
    Fatso can't admit he was hooked on pills.....:wop:
     
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    I don't know, he been sounding pretty content lately.

    But he ain't built for being happy with women "broads". And he keeps making the mistake of mistaking hooker-attention for love. Like now, it sounds like he's got a good thing going: the chick comes over, bangs him, then cooks for him. But he's already planted the seeds of fucking it up by saying he's starting to fall in love with her. Dope.
     
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    You're putting out a fire...................Yay!!!
     
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    Yep, Dice's first albums were awesome: Dice, Day Laughter Died, Dice Rules, 40 Too Long. But around 93 the cheese fell off his cracker, DLD part 2 sucked and every album since has been so-so. I think he jumped the shark when he started crying on Arsenio.
     
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    everything this

    but how'd he get it back? nobody ever gets it back, but it seems like he's hysterical again

    :uscratch:

    Going back to his mid-90s Stern appearances, most notably with Mark Harris and Richard Simmons.........................I'm sensing a theme here......................he was the funniest guy around. And Howard would tell stories about hanging out with Dice, and it became clear that even "real life"-Dice was hysterical; he'd stay up 'till dawn phony phone-calling Vegas strippers, he'd bust balls unmerciful no matter what the circumstances.................he was just a funny guy.

    Then, somewhere along the line, he turned into a caricature of himself.

    And now he's fully back, even more than back; he's landed a major role in a Woody Allen flick!

    Bizarre.
     
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    Woody Allen is boring as fuck though.
     
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    He's nowhere what he was, but working for Woody is still seen as an honor. Most actors/actresses would not only work for him for much less money than they would work for anybody else, but they'd schedule things around him if necessary.

    And unemployed-Dice just swoops in and lands a role in one of his movies. It's brilliant.

    I guarantee you everybody from Chris Rock to Seinfeld to Leno to Letterman will be lining up to see this movie, if only for the curiosity factor of this unlikely collaboration. It's just...................wacky.
     
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    Nah, his crying on Arsenio pre-dated Dice Rules and 40 Too Long (which in my opinion, was criminally underrated except for the shit songs at the end). IMO his sitcom "Bless This House" could have been huge; he's actually a decent actor. But going from "Dice' Clay to Andrew Clay hurt his career, no doubt. Also the Howard write-off. By the mid-90s the bloom was well off the rose, but he still could write and be funny. Most people were just unwilling to see that it's a fucking character.

    His nadir were the two albums "Filth" and "Face Down, Ass Up", which were just crude for the sake of crudeness.

    And BTW Woody Allen is a true film genius. Hopefully this is more "Bullets Over Broadway" than "Husbands And Wives".
     
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    "They're like a fucking walking broom"


    My favorite part is when he keeps calling them dunces.
     

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