Artie back on dope

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  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    ...or is he just trying to get publicity for his podcast?

    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    After having 8 illegitimate kids together @CariChampion & I marry at The Knights of Columbus in Linden New Jersey. Prob with that?! F- Off!


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I cum like a fat founding father



    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    Your thoughts?


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    This is a God Damn mini series!


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis my slave!

    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    Then I cum and she's free! The Happiest ending ever!


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    Here's the scenario I'm using to jerkoff to chick on First Take I'm T. Jefferson & she's my slave. She beats the shit out of me & runs free



    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white dick!


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy. Frustrating!


    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · Nov 4
    The chick on ESPNs First Take is so fuckin hot!
     
  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    bunch of media outlets are outraged at him now.

    but he became the king of pc on his show, so he had to know this would happen

    unless he's on heroin or it was deliberate to get attention
     
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    Just the excuse he needs to cancel the podcast
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    He claims that the podcast will be up and running in 3 weeks.....if this isn't an attention grab, I don't know what is.
     
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    mnkycum Active Member

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    There is a small (so far) shitstorm brewing. If you're going to make a racist joke you should at least make sure it's funny first. But all the activist types that have taken to twitter to show how outraged they are can go to hell
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I am waiting for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to show up outside his apartment.....
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Arthur backtracking finally.....they cancelled his midnight appearance over this......the twats start from the bottom.



    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 13m13 minutes ago
    Now that we're all cool again. Zoe Saldana is fuckin hot!

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 26m26 minutes ago
    I don't hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go FUCK yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 28m28 minutes ago
    I've been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating @CariChampion (That was a joke). I'm not racist.

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 30m30 minutes ago
    But I'm sure you'll be ok. You're gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn't offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake!

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 34m34 minutes ago
    But who cares. I love the show & it's my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is @CariChampion Truly

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 36m36 minutes ago
    They're now telling me I can't appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they're getting from these groups.

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 38m38 minutes ago
    I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I'd be broke

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 40m40 minutes ago
    So that's a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that's another story. Let me say to @CariChampion if this hurt u in any way I'm sorry

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 42m42 minutes ago
    Tricky question. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 44m44 minutes ago
    I won't debate if the tweets were funny. That could take minutes of precious time left in my career. The issue is do they warrant an apology

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 46m46 minutes ago
    I tweeted jokes that in the past I would've said in privately in my home among friends. I know black women who could join me and handle it

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 50m50 minutes ago
    I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 51m51 minutes ago
    This observation came while I was watching one of my favorite tv shows ESPNs First Take. I also noticed she was black.

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    [​IMG]Artie Lange @artiequitter · 53m53 minutes ago
    I'm about to tweet a few things I can't believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that @CariChampion was a gorgeous lady
     
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    Fucking Artie :facepalm:
     
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    He had to know the repercussions of slave jokes. I would hope so anyway.

    The main problem is its just not funny.
     
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    He just got done having to pretend he liked gay people when he worked for directv, he has to know slavery is on the verboten list as well. Or this is a horrible attempt at getting some of that angry white guy money like Anthony whats his name.
     
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    Jew Lips
     
  12. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    those tweets are better than the originals

    i figured they'd cancel his at midnight appearance. what a joke the world has become
     
  13. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    his tweets lately have been so painful. he's trying so hard to be funny but it seems he's lost the ability. it seems he knows his tweets are unfunny too.

    i can definitely see another suicide attempt in the near future
     
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    Just might get that shot at loading trucks.:ears:
     
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    Artie made a huge mistake here: Zoe Saldana is not hot.
     
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    When I first say Artie trending on FB I thought he was dead. Then I read what was going on. He'll recover from this. Gilbert survived the Tsunami jokes about the Japanese.
     
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    Gilbert survived - a few. $ million.
     
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    He's on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice


    I know, I know.
     
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    Hello Podcast? (cough cough) I can't make it in today (cough cough).
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    A lot of support for Arthur on FB and Twatter......and apparently they had him on Race wars last night. I haven't listened yet but apparently he closed the show and it was quite funny.