Artie calls Beth "horse face"

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Forgot about this one. From the 11-17 Tapes. After endless (and marginally funny) grandma Caprio impersonating from Howard (and saying some pretty low-down stuff about a "friend's" grandma), having said very little during the whole thing Artie finally snaps and says out of the blue:


    "I gotta get a chick with a horse face, like you"

    :whythelongface?:
     
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  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    anyone have the audio to this?
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    It was Sal. Click and Enjoy.....Beth calls herself a Horse face.

    7:06 "I going to wash my horseface"

     
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  4. Senator Rick

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    Agree with @Bye You! -thread requires audio
     
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    thank you for the clarification -it's only funny if Artie said it
     
  6. Calloused Shins

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    They just played it on best of. Howard laughs it off. He too knows he's participating in bestiality
     
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  7. Mr Pink

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    No no no, it is ARTIE in a different clip. Does anyone know where to stream The HS Tapes?
    Can I post a link to a download of it?

    If you were a fan of STERN and you were a GEEK you might have a channel on YOUTUBE.
    Maybe try Google to find a certain channel and maybe they would have the episode of 11-17 The Howard Stern Tapes in chronological order.
     
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  8. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Can't roll with the lunches like Alison used to.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    pretty sure this was right after the sal bit, lest anyone think Artie came out of left field with this comment.
     
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  10. Beth Stern

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    Starts a thread, gets us all excited, then audio fail. Phuck.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Is this you in the pic? Your eyes are sexy as fuck...
     
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    the beginning of the end for artie. and i bet he knew it!
     
  13. Mr Pink

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    Fuuuuck, I'm dealing with a download instead of a stream so I can't post it! That's why I did the transcript.

    I think I found the correct show but can't find a stream of the show either.

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news06/10-30.htm

    Howard's Impressions And Artie's Weight. 10/31/06. 6:20am Howard took a call from John Boy who said that Howard does some great impressions on the show and he's really happy with his impression of Artie's grandmother, Grandma Caprio. Howard went into the impression a short time later and said that it tends to switch from Italian to Swedish. He was also doing his impression of Artie and trying to add some more stuff to the impression to make it real. He wanted to add that wheeze that Artie does sometimes.
    Artie said that he's been having a problem getting some sentences out because of his fat. Howard told him that he'll eventually get fed up and lose the weight.
     
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  14. Beth Stern

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    OK. I give you 50% forgiveness. For the other 50%, show me your tits.
     
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  15. Mr Pink

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    I would if I had some. Now your turn.
     
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    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    :umm:

    Yes, and thank you!
     
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    I think I posted a youtube clip of it a while back. I'll see if I can find it. As far as I know no DL links are permitted.
     
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    Fuck her. The only reason people call her horse face is because they don't the what this thing is called. Because this is more like it..

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  19. GoshGeeGolly

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    When I first saw her on FHM (is that right?), I thought she had an odd look to her. I need to look for that cover.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    As a retaliation for the Grandma Caprio impression, I remember when Artie said he was working on a Mommy Beth impression.
    Howard told him to stop because he couldn't bear it.:bigcry:
     
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