Any foodies here? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/12/anthony-bourdain-roast-_n_1960092.html Artie Lange on Mario Batali: "You look like Kiefer Sutherland but twice the size. You could star in a show called '48". Jim Norton on Guy Fieri: "You look like a diabetic strip club owner." Gilbert Gottfried on Mario Batali: "Mario Batali, they’ve already done jokes about your weight so I’m going to avoid jokes about your weight. I’m going to avoid: Mario Batali is so fucking fat that his cereal bowl has a life guard. ... Mario Batali is so fat people jog around him for exercise. Mario Batali is so fat that he once jumped in the air and got stuck. Mario Batali is so fat, in order to sleep on a waterbed, they had to throw a sheet on the ocean. Mario Batali is so fat, when he eats an apple, people think it’s a barbecue ... Mario Batali is so fat that he went to a doctor and the doctor said you have a flesh-eating virus; you’ll be dead in 30 years."