Artie hates 2 people (Gary & Howard?) Book quote

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  1. BobSacamano

    BobSacamano Well-Known Member

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    At the end of his book, Artie mentions 2 people that hates so much that he wishes he could have them killed. Says their names are well known, and one is a wealthy individual.


    Paraphrasing here:

    "When you're down and out you truly find out who your friends are and who has isn't. Who's friendship has been a steaming pile of bullshit. I won't name them now but I plan to do in future in a very public and hurtful way. These people treated me so badly that it only could've come from insane hate and jealous way. These jerkoffs treated as my life and career were completely over. My hatred for them runs very deep. If it were legal I'd have them killed. I'd make one phone call and rid these scumfucks for ever. Me of my goals for staying clean and getting back in show biz is too stick up their smug giggly assess."
     
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    Hopefully Artie actually reveals the names.

    Be funny if he said, "yeah, this asshole who posts on this fucking website named Dawg's something or other. . . . "
     
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    Does Jenny Craig count as two people?
     
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    It's the last chapter. He thanks CQ, Rick, DirectTv, etc... Says 99% of his friends stood by him. It's the 1% that he hates.
     
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    Cutco knife company? C.R. Alder Wright? (the dude who invented Heroin)
     
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    Mel Karmizan. Scott Greenstein.
     
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    Wow, is that real?
     
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    100%. Last chapter in the book.
     
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    I dig Artie a lot. He makes me laugh. Something about that dumbass fat guy that is humerous to me. But he has a lot of nerve bitching about people who let him down or something. How many people have bailed him out time and again that he has let down over and over?
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Come on baby gorilla...spill the beans.
     
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    He also said there is a whole other story why the book was delayed. How someone was trying to keep it from being published. Once again, no names.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Mutt and Ivan?
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Abercrombie & Fitch
     
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    I gotta go get this book :artiejj:
     
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    Hall and Oates.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    It certainly can't be Nick.

    Fuck Artie. He talks about two people who were shit to him? Really? Where does he get off? He was shitty to a LOT of fucking people.

    And then when Nick helped save Artie's career, Artie sacked him.

    Fuck Artie.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Giggly = robin and booey.
     
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    BobSacamano Well-Known Member

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    Not Robin. He's very complimentary to her in the book. Talks how her and Tim were the only 2 from the show to visit him in the hospital.
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Factoring in for the "paraphrasing", I'd say that Artie still doesn't get life and that he's never going to get better till he figures this out.
     
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    Why would it be Howard or Gary when all he does is kiss Howard's ass.

    It's probably that comedian, Mike Morse, who called Gary to see if he could take over Artie's job. This happened when Artie blew up on Teddy and Gary discussed it on the air.