Artie High as Fuck on Joe Matarese's Podcast

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  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    He sounds like he's on a massive amount of heroin on here. Even boring Joe Matarese was talking about it before the podcast started ( he droned on about Artie's drug problems for like 8 minutes before the podcast starts). How does Artie pull it together for work when this is how he sounds at home?

    http://ec.libsyn.com/p/1/6/2/162f89...1ce3dae902ea1d01cf8234d5c95fa027&c_id=5910776

    I think the actual podcast starts around 8 minute mark. Joe Matarese is predictably boring but Artie is annihilated in this.
     
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    Undercarriage Active Member

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    "I've lied and I'll continue to lie."

    Why would Matarese let this see the light of day if his friend is in that shape?
     
  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I was wondering the same. Artie's either trying to get fired or Matarese is just an exploitative scumbag
     
  4. looptax

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    That was depressing to listen to. He's slurring and trailing off constantly. Matarese just laughs? Then goes full douche and posts the thing? Dick move.
     
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  5. eliasbboy

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    Holy. Shit. :eek:

    That was SOOOOOO much worse than I was expecting. :nocheer:

    I've never heard anyone that messed up before. :cry:
     
  6. psyllium husk

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    :tears2::nocheer: I say by the end of the year . his show is done . if even that long .
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

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    Wow. That really bums me out. Poor art is a tortured man.
     
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    I listened to the first 15 minutes. Artie is so wrecked he can barely talk. On a Saturday afternoon. Jesus.

    It sounds like he was on an all night binge and trying to stay awake by doing more.

    Yeah, it makes you wonder why Joe put that out. Maybe he sees putting it out as something like an intervention ?
     
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    Yeah dude I made it to the first couple of minutes and Joe starts depicting Artie falling asleep and his eyes rolling back in his head and I dunno, got really irritated that Joe would publish that shit but the above poster has a great theory: perhaps it's his way of an intervention...hate to say it but Subutex didn't work, maybe he needs Methadone already
     
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    I am into the first 21 minutes and so far it is a total train wreck
    I think Artie is a short timer
     
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    I'm at the 14 minute mark. This sounds worse than his falling asleep in studio episodes.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    It's probably the worst I've ever heard him.

    Artie tweeted out the link to the podcast so I guess he really doesn't care anymore
     
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    Jesus, that is just bad. "How much sleep are you on?". More like how much heroin are you on?
     
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    Early on Art takes a break to sign for a package, I may be wrong but I think I remember him insinuating that he had packages of dope delivered in the same fashion to Sirius building? Pretty ballsy lol
     
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    that's pretty bad - even for Artie's 'bad' I can't believe Adrienne agree to marry him.
     
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    i don't even want to listen to it. i thought artie had turned the nose up on the plane.

    when was this podcast recorded?
     
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    wow..that was hard to listen to. what disappoints me most is that no matter how many positive things happen in his life and the many chances he's had to learn from his mistakes, he always ends up on the stuff again.

    I still can't blame him though.. hopefully the big guy can get better.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Within the past week but I'm not sure the exact day
     
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    I foolishly thought that with this whole engagement thing and how he's been pretty lucid on the show lately was a sign that he was on his way down the right path. Haven't listened, don't really want to.
     
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    It's probably the worst I've heard him.

    Usually, once people start, they never stop doing heroin