Stern Show Artie in a sketch comedy group at CAROLINES, NYC on OCT 23, 1993

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  1. thegroovologist

    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

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    "Artie Lange, Jimmy Palumbo, Joey Nelms, Victoria Soyer, Dana Herman, Jack Gindi and Johnny Bouvlack."



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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Back when Artie looked like a normal human being... :depressed:
     
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    Ahh Artie's Coke days
     
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    Artie has fantastic math skills.
     
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    That was funnier than anything on the show in the last 5 years.
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    It's too bad Artie wasn't around for the Marci Turk era. I'd love to hear them do some improv exercises together.

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    sounds worse than an abortion
     
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    was thinking it was gonna be cringy but artie was actually not bad there. he looked good too, kinda forgot he wasnt always a landwhale
     
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    Wow, that's really cool to know he's 24 in that, because I'm 24 right now! It's just kinda weird to me lol.
     
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    One of the things I notice with people who suffer from drug abuse is their voice and pace of their speech. A clear example is the lead singer of Pantera Phil Anselmo. In the early 90s he spoke quick, clear, and his speech flowed easily. Now the guy is scratchy, slow, mumbled, and sounds like he is 30 years older than he is. It reminds me so much of Artie. Listen to Artie now and it sounds like a different person. He has lost all of the fun and excitement when he talks. I'm sure he doesn't want to act this way but the drugs have dealt their course.

    Phil in 1991 before Heroin addiction. Listen to his voice and speech. Like Artie in 1993.


    Phil today. Listen to how he talks. Like Artie in 2016. Thanks Heroin.
     
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    Artie thinks he is Ralph Kramden.
     
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    Where is his black mamma character?
     
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    So you are you telling me Mad TV saw a tape of this and said, "We gotta get this guy in here for an audition!"
    I like how Artie says he was picked out from "8,000 people who auditioned". 8,000??? 800 even seems high. Stern math at its best.
     
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